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- What now? - You know how you're planning
Gee whiz, chief, I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box.
♪ An actor's life for me! ♪
Dr. Honeydew, is Beaker all right?
- ♪ Yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪
- [crashing] - [squawking]
♪ Everyone who should be here is here ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pearl Bailey!
- Go on, eat. - [sighs]
Welcome, again, to The Muppet Show. I can't tell you what a kick I get
[shrieking]
Oh! [clears throat]
♪ Anything you can do, I can do better ♪
I know, Pearl, but we're stuck with it.
An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.
[indistinct chattering]
because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey
♪ Let me tell you a story ♪
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
- Oh, what happened? - What does it look like?
Listen...
Pearl Bailey! Pearl Bailey! Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Bailey!
[clattering]
The crew have started to eat the ship.
- Nah. He's just unemployed. - You should go to work.
♪ Yes, it is ♪
Oh, just for the halibut.
- All right. - Listen, Floyd,
The band tonight just flashed on the closing number.
[armor clanking]
Hmm...
Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support.
Or nearly so.
Oh, clam up!
Say, is your friend, the Avocado here, some kind of professional critic?