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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pearl Bailey!
- Oh, what happened? - What does it look like?
Hmm...
[shrieking]
♪ Let me tell you a story ♪
- Nah. He's just unemployed. - You should go to work.
♪ Yes, it is ♪
because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey
- All right. - Listen, Floyd,
♪ Anything you can do, I can do better ♪
Oh, just for the halibut.
An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.
- What now? - You know how you're planning
Oh, clam up!
Oh! [clears throat]
[indistinct chattering]
Say, is your friend, the Avocado here, some kind of professional critic?
Welcome, again, to The Muppet Show. I can't tell you what a kick I get
Pearl Bailey! Pearl Bailey! Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Bailey!
- Go on, eat. - [sighs]
♪ An actor's life for me! ♪
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
The band tonight just flashed on the closing number.
Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support.
- ♪ Yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪
[clattering]
♪ Everyone who should be here is here ♪
Listen...
Gee whiz, chief, I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box.
Dr. Honeydew, is Beaker all right?
I know, Pearl, but we're stuck with it.
The crew have started to eat the ship.
- [crashing] - [squawking]
[armor clanking]