Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stupid, dumb shithead!
You should text me what you want to text him.
I like bad girls with daddy issues.
Come as friends or whatever this fucked up thing you guys have...
- Nice. - Mm-hmm.
Look at this little baby face.
It says I resign and forfeit any vesting stock options to Xander.
Um. No. We did everything.
And these shoes are still uncomfortable.
that's just... ugh!
Listen, I'm not saying you and Lainey need to date.
Y-you can't get the most boring dude
- That's a... that's... - What?
It's a sign.
There's no way you love Matthew Sobvechik
- Ready to learn some moves? - Yes!
at that delicious soft pretzel place. Who cares?
than with other ladies.
♪ And your face will surely show it ♪
How's that feel, blue?
Okay, yes, so you're gonna go after the cervix here.
Did you say Love addiction?
Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity.
- No, not at all. - Are you kidding?
Noodle salad? that's a sex thing.
Hey, what's up dude?
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
♪ All in your arms ♪
Oh yeah. I got in, uh, Michigan.
Hey, do you wanna go see
I think it might have been the first date I've ever been on
- Look at her. - God I love you.
There's a Georgia O'Keeffe
♪ It's everything you dreamed of ♪
♪ But love me ♪
So? Lots of women don't cum during sex.
- I teach kindergarten. - That's right.
But he's got a point.
Yes.
- And I don't sleep with my employees. - I quit.
- She dances for a living? - No, deals with kids.
Okay, no! Don't... don't answer that.
[panting]
I don't need to fuck 8 guys on one night.
so just take it.
You don't know where I live.
- Yes. - Okay. Well, me taking you at your word
Sobvechik?
What? You run out of compliments.
Haven't met anyone. I've been busy.
I will, uh, you know, on behalf of your children and...
I wait 4 days and then I call her and we go out again.
- No, I'm just kidding. - I don't know. I don't know.
We're headin' out. But here's my info.
- Yeah, that's it. - Like that?
So instead I'd rather just say something like...
- I don't even... - Give me the courtesy.
Nothing.
Right? Well, see, that's what I'm saying.
Columbia.
- Matthew, my water broke... - Honey!
- No, no. You live here. - Yes I do!
- Bye. - Bye.
But that's not a real thing. I mean, this is great. This is...
they have no time for that.
You just sneak in here, I'll drive. Bounce around.
♪ With a swimming pool ♪
- Oh? - Yeah.
- Stop. - Oh, last thing I remember, we had that...
the new Wes Anderson movie?
- You know? - Why?
Already?
- I love you! - I love you so much!
- Right there. - Oh boy, oh boy.
Be rude to it.
She just takes a while to make a decision.
Let me guess. I drop it, or you tell Emma we slept together.
Paula and I are taking Oliver upstate tomorrow.
Be careful.
Before I started this program
Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar?
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
Get outta here. Get back to work.
are the coolest married couple ever.
Your interns call you a Jump Back Jake.
for like 4 seconds.
and I want you to tap the roof like that.
- Oh. - I teach...
But, you know, I'm so happy you guys are here.
And older women are gonna be
But first I've gotta take you downtown
It's been a while.
When we were kids, we had orange slices after a game.
♪ You got a reason ♪
I mean... I mean you've got to see the way I eat an avocado and you'll be like...
- Matthew. - That's right.
We wouldn't have The West Wing without you.
- I'll meet you out front. - Okay, great.
Thought it was the right thing to do.
And, um...
Okay, but then we've got to come up with a system.
that actually waited until their wedding day.
And this dance you can do anywhere.
and romantic obsession...
Come on.
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Well, you know, that's dim sum for you.
that you didn't plan this.
It's not like months from now he's thinking
On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet
Did I win? I don't know, K
- That's not true. - It gross.
- No, no. This is a good thing. - Oh, boy.
Okay.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
- Looks just like it. - Okay. Good to know.
- Oh! - That kid has a hose.
and make an honest woman out of you.
on Thorpe V. Bronwin.
[instrumental music]
Okay.
- I don't think that's true. - Really?
it is who I screwed.
Sam. I have to read you something.
No, no. He noticed.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
...this, uh, index finger and you're gonna just, uh
♪ Lately I feel like ♪
...you might not become that creepy guy.
Yeah, don't fuck that up.
so I don't really have much to compare it to
- Yeah. - Better right?
So how was your day?
- Is there a problem? - What? Uh, yeah.
I wanna make this work. I'm trying to get better.
- Yeah. - Jake, thank you.
My girlfriend said if I didn't go
- What? - It's... it's go time, sister.
You fucking boring piece of shit!
Fuck you!
♪ I feel ready for a ride ♪
I'm just kidding. I know it's not you. I know it's not you.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
Ugh! You're such a piece of shit...
Somebody do something.
I won't be able to do it.
I'm not... I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You're so cute.
It's no trouble.
Hold on. What?
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!
No dates, huh?
Most likely because you're stunning and successful.
Come on, Henry! Come on, Henry!
Hey, alright, hey, uh...
What... I don't kno... I mean, I've tried to!
Every flavor.
you would be my next best friend.
Just go... go in and have fun with your friends.