Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that actually waited until their wedding day.
Be rude to it.
There's a Georgia O'Keeffe
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
it is who I screwed.
...this, uh, index finger and you're gonna just, uh
Y-you can't get the most boring dude
Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity.
Haven't met anyone. I've been busy.
Most likely because you're stunning and successful.
that's just... ugh!
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I mean... I mean you've got to see the way I eat an avocado and you'll be like...
- No, I'm just kidding. - I don't know. I don't know.
Columbia.
Did you say Love addiction?
- Looks just like it. - Okay. Good to know.
- She dances for a living? - No, deals with kids.
♪ I feel ready for a ride ♪
- I'll meet you out front. - Okay, great.
Okay, no! Don't... don't answer that.
- I don't think that's true. - Really?
Just go... go in and have fun with your friends.
I'm just kidding. I know it's not you. I know it's not you.
It's a sign.
Paula and I are taking Oliver upstate tomorrow.
- Yeah. - Jake, thank you.
Okay, but then we've got to come up with a system.
♪ And your face will surely show it ♪
I will, uh, you know, on behalf of your children and...
so I don't really have much to compare it to
Okay.
Did I win? I don't know, K
And these shoes are still uncomfortable.
So how was your day?
Be careful.
You should text me what you want to text him.
So instead I'd rather just say something like...
What? You run out of compliments.
Hey, alright, hey, uh...
Somebody do something.
Nothing.
- Ready to learn some moves? - Yes!
- That's a... that's... - What?
- What? - It's... it's go time, sister.
My girlfriend said if I didn't go
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I wait 4 days and then I call her and we go out again.
We wouldn't have The West Wing without you.
Let me guess. I drop it, or you tell Emma we slept together.
It's no trouble.
- Oh! - That kid has a hose.
- Oh? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Better right?
- And I don't sleep with my employees. - I quit.
- Bye. - Bye.
are the coolest married couple ever.
and I want you to tap the roof like that.
It's not like months from now he's thinking
But that's not a real thing. I mean, this is great. This is...
On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet
- Yeah, that's it. - Like that?
- No, not at all. - Are you kidding?
and romantic obsession...
- I love you! - I love you so much!
Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar?
Hey, do you wanna go see
Yes.
Yeah, don't fuck that up.
Right? Well, see, that's what I'm saying.
Come on, Henry! Come on, Henry!
- Look at her. - God I love you.
I don't need to fuck 8 guys on one night.
Come on.
♪ With a swimming pool ♪
Um. No. We did everything.
There's no way you love Matthew Sobvechik
♪ It's everything you dreamed of ♪
How's that feel, blue?
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
so just take it.
- Yes. - Okay. Well, me taking you at your word
But first I've gotta take you downtown
at that delicious soft pretzel place. Who cares?
And, um...
- Matthew, my water broke... - Honey!
Already?
that you didn't plan this.
♪ All in your arms ♪
Ugh! You're such a piece of shit...
Okay.
So? Lots of women don't cum during sex.
♪ You got a reason ♪
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
- I teach kindergarten. - That's right.
the new Wes Anderson movie?
Come as friends or whatever this fucked up thing you guys have...
No, no. He noticed.
I'm not... I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You're so cute.
It's been a while.
- Matthew. - That's right.
- Right there. - Oh boy, oh boy.
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!
- You know? - Why?
Hold on. What?
♪ Lately I feel like ♪
for like 4 seconds.
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
and make an honest woman out of you.
you would be my next best friend.
Stupid, dumb shithead!
on Thorpe V. Bronwin.
Every flavor.
Fuck you!
And this dance you can do anywhere.
Sam. I have to read you something.
Well, you know, that's dim sum for you.
And older women are gonna be
- Is there a problem? - What? Uh, yeah.
Get outta here. Get back to work.
- No, no. This is a good thing. - Oh, boy.
- Oh. - I teach...
[panting]
You don't know where I live.
- That's not true. - It gross.
But, you know, I'm so happy you guys are here.
What... I don't kno... I mean, I've tried to!
No dates, huh?
Thought it was the right thing to do.
I think it might have been the first date I've ever been on
Before I started this program
- Stop. - Oh, last thing I remember, we had that...
Listen, I'm not saying you and Lainey need to date.
When we were kids, we had orange slices after a game.
- I don't even... - Give me the courtesy.
Okay, yes, so you're gonna go after the cervix here.
We're headin' out. But here's my info.
they have no time for that.
It says I resign and forfeit any vesting stock options to Xander.
♪ But love me ♪
She just takes a while to make a decision.
...you might not become that creepy guy.
I like bad girls with daddy issues.
You just sneak in here, I'll drive. Bounce around.
Your interns call you a Jump Back Jake.
I wanna make this work. I'm trying to get better.
Hey, what's up dude?
Sobvechik?
But he's got a point.
than with other ladies.
Noodle salad? that's a sex thing.
- Nice. - Mm-hmm.
You fucking boring piece of shit!
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
I won't be able to do it.
- No, no. You live here. - Yes I do!
Look at this little baby face.
Oh yeah. I got in, uh, Michigan.