Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- When I'm with Matthew. - Yeah, yeah, okay.

- Okay. - I'm excited.

We don't sleep with each other, so we don't have things.

Love is conditional according to some folks in the family. Love is only serious only!

What they don't tell you guys is that the one

First thing, you take, uh, take this guy...

...you risk losing them, right?

- You won! - I was sacred that you would freak out.

My therapist suggested that I attend a 12 step program

- That's neat. - Multiple orgasms for multiple partners, you know.

- I have snacks... I have snacks at home. - Yeah.

It's not your responsibility.

Jake, what are you doing?

I like your date. He seems nice.

Xander, in the 8 years I've known you as a father

I mean, I guess I've been...

Gang bangs, and such.

- Can you come? - But you haven't...

♪ I try ♪♪

such a delightfully unhinged hottie

Talk about what?

- It's like I'd rather... - Be the bad guy than tell the truth.

Look, I'm really supposed to mingle a bit

♪ In my... ♪

You have to fuck the sister in order for it to work.

I answer all questions truthfully, but fire away.

I mean, you haven't changed your mind or anything, have you?

for women to go down on.

I don't know. The regular one?

Yeah, yeah. It's been a while.

Oh, Elaine, you've never met my wife, have you?

This used to be our move. Me pretending to be a patient.

I don't need to threaten you.

- He's getting married. - Who would marry him?

for if we're having sexual tension and then we'll stop whatever...

- Like gross. - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Alright.

You can't get him into a van by just being a jerk.

We fool around after he teaches me things I already know.

Complete and total mousetrap right now.

Ohh! What is wrong with me?

Mind the gap. Oh, see. Okay, yeah. Work all three.

It doesn't deserve John Popper, it deserves John Lennon. Okay?

instead of Lainey vibes.

You cheated on me?

I distinctly recall you saying something about staying casual, yeah?

- What? - I know.

- Lainey, are you still there? - Just keep talking.

that I go, that it... that it might help.

Um, I hope the goodbye went well.

- Yeah. - Good.

Do you want me to grab the rest of the boxes?

You never caught that reference.

Because everyone likes a person that can dance.

Okay, I know. I'm just a passionate fan.

That is not a thing.

I can hear my mom's voice when I'm underwater.

My client has a newborn he has to spend time with...

- A couple of hours. - Really? Luck guy, aren't I?

- No. It's an immediate veto? - No, no, no.

So? No, no, no. That has never happened to me before.

You're saying it's mutual?

- So can I ask? - Yeah, how do I stop you?

And... and just a little...

And now, you... you just replaced him with another

- My phone died. - Hmm.

- Alright? Please. - Aw, man! I miss my friend.

- Rocked her face. - Mm-hmm.

I mean, I had a bunch of friends that had done it

- We're just friends! - Men and women can't be friends.

Oh, you're not out there!

♪ It's just the power to charm ♪

- Was it my brother? - No.

...just have multiple orgasms.

Kidding. Xander's got them.

I just really miss you.

- I was never writing. - Honey, yes!

Okay, well I grew up very, very religiously.

Will you erase your number from my phone?

You're lookin' out for us? No, I'm lookin' out for us.

were rehearsed on someone else.

You know, bachelor, bachelor parties

Okay, are you guys ready to learn the moves?

- Maybe my whole life. - What?

Yeah, little legs, but they move fast.

So, if you're doing something sexy or I'm doing something sexy.

And become a sexually anorexic? No.

and then you just fucked it up.

- What here? Oh, yeah, yeah. - So...

I'm going to assume it's because you're coming down

♪ You look so tired living ♪

I get worried when you disappear.

Oh, well, I'm pretty much a dream come true.

What are you talking...

have about the clitoris, uh, if they can find it

[instrumental music]

Okay, hopefully she goes down for her nap.

with a guy that you don't actually wanna date.

Before I lose her again.

and you're gonna have that one tapping the roof

I would make it a cool 7.

- And I'm glad. Thank you. - Some water.

Okay, well you're sending porn star vibes

Quick question before you walk out the door...

You've got to have a certain...

- You know, I have one last question... actually... - Oh, come on. Come on.

♪ Come on come on come on ♪

You know, little girls are told

Um, you know, I mean...

Tweet tweet tweet

- I may or may not need to use the word. - That's a yes.

So, uh, do you know what a dirty DJ is?

Jesus! How Matthew Sobvechik managed to bag

No. You are not one of my dates.

You know what, the word think is... is wrong

- Sam. - Lainey.

I don't like it. What are you... what are you...

- I don't... - That's okay.

Why would you need his info?

- Wow. - Yeah. You look good.