Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Had to get out of there, though. It was making me super horny.

♪ To the deepest part ♪

Wait. Hey, Lainey. You... you don't have to do this.

And you just really wanna work that little bugger.

- Just kidding. No. Okay. - It feels soft and smooth.

And that barely covered vagina of yours

- And you unleashed her Khaleesi. - Yeah. Wait.

The, uh, Marcus, or, uh...

Have you texted Voldemort?

- Gross. - Okay, and then you're gonna start to get wet.

it's a decision, like everything else.

for long periods of time... Or possibly at all.

- From work? - No.

- Cool. Alright. - I'm good. I'm good.

- No. - You just asked me.

what would happen if i was a kachii? well i'd use you in a crazy way.

Okay, it's... Hey dude get the fuck out of here, I got it.

Oh, wait, wait. Girl, girl, girl...

Great. Okay. Um, that'll be nice.

Casting by Jennifer Euston, csa and Emer O'Callaghan

Serious, she's probably fucked everyone in here but I don't even care.

No, I mean, it was a total accident.

Oh gosh, I... I wonder how crack is doing?

That I've had for the last 10 years.

you would be addicted to mediocrity for the rest of your life.

Some sort of, like, website

Just one big old jail for everyone.

Yeah. No. Uh, do you remember that girl Renee?

Is that a yes or a no?

I will just meet you out by, uh, our minivan.

- Hey, I got an idea. - Hmm.

What's your excuse?

You know, like you're scratching a record. You know, this...

Baby, you're a bad liar.

it's over, he didn't choose me

I could be this guy

the Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.

Maybe you and Lainey...

I know. I'm sorry. I have to...

Good singing. Good. Alright, free play.

Do you feel suffocated by them as soon as you...

I'm a little bit optimistic...

(I don't know if I won)

Oof, mousetrap.

It's about time. Get it out.

has monopolized your vag for like a decade

This was an awful idea.

We should go there. That sounds great.

I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know. I...

You know... come on. Maybe we're both fucked up.

I mean, who is this person? Where do you find her?

- Yeah, let's be quick. - Yeah, yeah, of course.

I stopped cheating anyway.

Elaine. Elaine Dalton?

So I'm like Well do you wanna go see something else?

I think it was because I was like a... like a late bloomer.

♪ I'm oblivious ♪

Here we go. Bring it in.

Ooh, there's a kid lookin' at me.

You leased the space out to Matthew.

And she's super smart and cool and also gorgeous

♪ Treat me mean and cruel ♪

- To pick up women? - No, no, Heaven's no.

So I'm gonna guess you either finally fucked Jake

As in Chris Smith tree?

Right, so, uh, you have that that's... that's phase three.

But I've got to find someone now with your exact name

The Dirty DJ was our thing, okay?

That's not true. We are borrowing a Tesla to see if we like it.

Yeah, 'cause you're in a relationship with each other.

If you ever even mention The Graduate again, I will slit your throat.

It's just a shitload of candy.

- Okay. Alright. - Mm-hmm.

I think I know how it's pronounced.

Kids love me. I basically am a kid.

I got us the penthouse suite

- So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people? - Mm. Exactly.

...when you start sleeping with people.

No, not women, no. Just you evidently.

This was all, just very romantic

In your specific case I do think you should fuck that sex addict.

but I do what we talked about. I do not sleep with her.

Okay, when I say Hello, you say Hi.

You see that? That's your G Spot alright, you got that?

Uh-huh. No, no.

Can I finish my story please?

Hey, will you, uh, sign this for me please?

♪ But you ain't that ♪

- I love hearing you say my name. - Oh, you do?

Text us if you're gonna do this.

That when you lean in to whisper, you put your lips

- I said, rock and roll. - Oh.

- So bring Lainey to the party. - Okay. Fine.

You never told him to make a choice, you know.

And you're gonna curve it up a little bit

- There are worse things. - That's true.

Now, if you were to sleep with Matthew Sobvechik

Who's so fuckin' hot?

- Hey, here you go. - Oh, is this for Henry?

So I just want to ...spend as much time

4 to 6 minutes or 46 inches?

if we give her water I don't know what happens.

Mm-hmm. Please.

- I get bored. - Bored?

the Pontiac Aztec of people.

♪ I really don't mind the way you cry ♪

Judging from your outfit, I'd say scale a mountain?

Get... get lucky and... and happy about...

Will you do me a favor?

- That's a beautiful story. - Yeah.

She... some have suggested

- Yeah. Happy holidays. - Let's go, hon.

- Holy toppings! - She just said it's every topping.

- Everybody knows that. - Everybody?

Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.

- My brother? - No.

Uh, partner over at Garrison and Shingle.

I would love that.

Very sensual experience.

I didn't plan this.

- Jake. - Lainey!

- Yes, yes, yes. - I'm hungry again.

All you want to do is flit around the party

Xander, I'm lookin' out for us.