Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So, I just... - Mm-hmm.
We're gonna have some eggs benedict and some frittatas.
Do I go home now, or cancel everything tomorrow?
- Alright, whatever. - We gave birth to?
Paula's somethin' else, huh?
Yeah.
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
[instrumental music]
♪ Reason to leave ♪
I remember every compliment you ever gave me.
Absolutely. How long shall I tell him we're going to be?
That's amazing. No shit.
No. I went to Columbia.
Okay, you're gonna have to explain this to me. I mean, is he packing? Huh?
So, I'll probably gonna hit the road.
Naomi, put on track 7 on my workout mix.
- You need to get that? - Nope.
[laughs]
You know, no dude thinks like that.
Yes?
♪ We are sleeping... ♪♪
It's doin' somethin'.
What are you doin'? Don't dance.
[heavy breathing]
- Lainey, her name's Lainey. - Lainey. Lainey, I'm sorry.
- Good to see you. - This is Chris.
Oh, transformers guy didn't show up...
♪ Spaced out in the days I couldn't hear you ♪
Okay. I'll go on one date with you
Yeah. Yeah.
Be right back.
Hi, Matthew.
I'm going. I'm going for it.
You're gonna start to get wet
He loves New York ladies flip flops.
Everything you ever did to me in bed.
Partners always have to do these bullshit events.
Look it! Look it! He's looking! I'm embarrassed.
white guy thing to suggest, you know.
- Like where's the fucking... - Hey babe. Sorry, I'm late.
We don't have things that are sexual.
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
Anything that African American guy says
I mean, it's different for women.
Not to mention, a culturally infused female competition.
- You're smart, handsome... - Thank you.
you're getting braces!
A buddy and I created this CDN and we're selling it
There's gonna be a honeymoon.
were you trying to humiliate me?
- Body! - Yes.
♪ And I know the party's over ♪
I have had like, actual intercourse...
- And I want to be good friends... - It's fair.
Photo of a dog dressed as a Nazi.
There you go.
I mean, we hook up but I don't, like,
Okay, yeah, da, da, da. Okay, let's see.
- Okay, you slept with her. - Mm-hmm.
Hey! Hey! Jake!
But maybe if I'm not having any sex...
♪ Kite ♪
Wonderful.
no way near into my nonsense. Okay?
Um, okay, well...
yes beryl fryersial? what do you want? i want seagull poo me no spackfilla.
just anything but the schmuck.
You're so greedy.
I think I knew that.
Like, that's sucks and then what happens
Hey, did you know they don't have a separate jail
♪ But I try ♪
It's this guy she's sleeping with. Uh, it's alright.
Of cold feet, second thoughts.
Ta-ta for now.
But the seriousness of my request
Good.
- You ready? - Yes.
- Jake, Jake! - That's for my girl, you shit!
Alright, well...
Will you get... whoa! Fuckin' please, come on!
What on earth makes you think that I'm worth $5 million?
well it's your choice now, milk or run bail on $100 bail water? i choose milk since i'm not crazy about $100 bail water.
You just... like you just... Tweet, tweet, tweet.
♪ But things don't really change ♪
♪ I'm sorry baby you're stuck with me ♪
Who's Lainey?
Come on. Get up! Come on.
Well, I mean it's not your fault.
I forgot that Pinkerton was an alias of yours.
I hope your heels are comfortable
That was good. Naomi still has her anal virginity.
Well, I, um...
What? Get out of here! Get out of here!
That's like Bobby Fischer kind of scarcity.
- Do you understand? - I...
Silly. Uh, if you can just sign the back here. 3 places.
Why're you giving me shit?
Mousetrap!
啊发我 大娃
He didn't choose me.
I want you to do exactly
No, it's fine. I'll call you tomorrow.
how we screw up every sexual relationship we've ever have.
[cellphone beeps]
And dry each other off using friction.
This is a date now. We'll go out.
Uh, I got into med school!
Yes! Okay.
You're just a whore.
stop it don't call me a wopox director's cut pus or wopoxia or dracky man or beader minster! ectra! ectra! or whatever. so stop it graham gallagher you evil wepox wopox demonic witchboard demonicon satinav satnav fatty!
It's like enough with this shit.
I'm at lunch. Just tried calling you.
What positions did you do?
You know, I mean, If you wanna grow flowers, you don't plant 'em in a closet.
I mean, this Jake guy is taking up emotional
Where have you been all my life?
- I don't need a hardball... - My girl?
- So just, uh... - We're gonna have sex for 9 minutes.
Oliver and I are on our way.
- How is Sam? - He is... fine.
...and Naomi, I will, uh...
Oh, my God.
You know I thought that I would forget about all of it.
In case you feel like you might need it.
That's... that's called a noddle salad.
I thought love was a feeling.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- Are those hot pads also for Henry? - Yes.
♪ Darling I'll be ♪
I wasn't willing to lose.
♪ Tear it all apart ♪
- I have a nickname? - A nickname.
Oh, Lainey. Oh, oh!
then I'll come out and we'll, uh... date it up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
Oh yeah, yeah. You're sick. Feel better.
Why're you laughing at me? That's not...
Did I win? I don't know K
What do you wanna do?
Fuck you. I didn't call you an old virgin.
I sense that. That's obvious. I just don't know why.
- Okay. Oh, my God. - Oh, man, it's broken.
- Oh, wow. This is... - That kid has a hose.
- Alright, fight club, what the hell is going on here? - I'm a guest!
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? no not anymore i quit!
Don't dance, please. Ugh!
You were gonna lose your virginity to Matthew Sobvechik
I feel like people are looking at us.
How's she doin'?
Who's the choreographer?