Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look dynamite in a tank top. It's just... what gives?
Yeah, before things got really bad, and weird.
You two need any help?
Great.
♪ That girl's stuck in your head ♪
- See. You get it. - Oh, yeah. But I'm psychotic.
- Mm-hmm. - I don't know how to end it.
Sorry, that shouldn't be in there.
[music continues]
♪ I'm so lost in my head ♪
♪ ...smile upon you ♪♪
You should fuck that guy. A lot.
Do you want talk about it?
rude to the clitoris, okay?
You know, I'm serious. You've got a strong vocabulary.
[chuckles]
but, you know, it seemed solid.
A New York minute. I don't know... yeah, a real minute.
Emoji of a heart. XXX Renee.
Okay, Lainey. Glad we got that cleared up.
Whoa!
Alright. I'll allow it.
when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...
Oh, really? Yeah, how's my situation?
She told me to relax, and the word lasted
How was Paula?
Of course. Yeah, I'd feel the same way.
is reflected in the hardball.
she'd break up with me.
- So no honeymoon? - Oh, no, no.
You're gonna be okay. It's alright.
When have you ever had sex for 90 minutes?
So it's the black town car. It's across the street...
That was fun.
crack open a bottle of rose and...
I gave him $5000, remember you were so mad?
- I do. - Yeah, you got it. Yeah.
Why haven't we had sex yet?
At my house?
Hey, no. We've gotta use your words. We don't do that.
- My cervix? Jesus. - Yeah, sure.
♪ The music drowns you out I didn't care ♪
why have casual sex with me for three months?
Yes, I did once call one of my neighbors in the middle of the day
You know, it's just like... When do you orgasm?
That... that's... I mean you haven't had an orgasm in a year.
Yeah, I think about you like, all the time.
I remember too, you know.
How could you even kiss me after you fucked her?
- That was repartee. - That's... that's exactly why I can't have you at the party.
It's right here on the right side.
So, nobody wants to play with him
♪ Just to feel ♪
'Cause that's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, it's inevitable.
I bet this sex thing is a ruse.
♪ I know when to stay in ♪
Oh, that's a good point. Should we get on the bus?
Oh, my God, this isn't happening. I need a tissue.
- I don't know. - First of all...
You just got to breathe. Please. Okay?
And can I just say, we think you two
This is good. I'll go inside, I'm gonna get my jacket
- is that they're too nice to it. Okay? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, and then we'll still go get married.
- Alright. - It is so cold.
No, listen. Listen...
- And romantic obsession... - Sweetie. Sweetie.
I thought you'd never get to this.
- Hear me out. I was thinking. - Mm-hmm.
you know, sort of circling, uh, this, uh, just like fleshy gap area.
Lainey. Jake.
It's like life 101. Stop lying to yourself.
I do think it's important we make some sort of commitment to each other
This you're talking about someone inside you
What? What? What did I do?
I, um...
You know...
- We don't have to... - No. No. No. It's good.
He's the TA in my pre-med bio class.
to a digital media provider... And you're bored already?
- I can't believe it. I mean... - You're spinning, and honestly.
Dude, are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?
Sorry, sorry.
And this motherfucker I don't even know...
- Give me the phone. - Lainey, Lainey! No, no.
This is Elaine.
- Yeah. - Oh.
[screaming]
That's it.
On my count.
I have not... I am... I would not lie to you. To him, okay?
- What are you doin'? Where are you going? - Sorry, sorry, yeah.
It's not bad. I...
Um, I-I'm fine. Where are you calling me from?
Oh, my God!
- That a girl! - Okay.
Yeah. There you go.
What's up, little nugget, what are you doing with the notebook?
- And... - Wait stop.
- Mousetrap. - Mousetrap.
or you got into med school
- Wait. I'm sorry, no. - You know.
Hey dude, it's me. I haven't heard from you in a while.
Sir, I-I can't stress enough
- Ooh, I wanna though. - Here.
[indistinct singing]
♪ Kite ♪♪
as me telling an Aborigine in the Australian outback
Read you the Polar Express before bedtime?
That.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
- You're being a dick... - Here's the thing, guys.
Oh, my God.
For the purposes of today's tutorial
Okay, you know what, I'll even allow that.
I spent a long time being bad.
♪ Come on ♪
Well, let's... well, alright. Say, uh, say it for me.
Okay, relax. I do this for a living.
I'm raising friendless children because of you.
Are we in love with each other?
[Lainey moaning]
Or B, we cut your dick off.
♪ Lot of holes lot of cracks ♪