Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, it's just like... When do you orgasm?
Great.
- That a girl! - Okay.
On my count.
- I can't believe it. I mean... - You're spinning, and honestly.
- Give me the phone. - Lainey, Lainey! No, no.
You know, I'm serious. You've got a strong vocabulary.
or you got into med school
Oh, that's a good point. Should we get on the bus?
That.
Whoa!
- Mm-hmm. - I don't know how to end it.
Oh, really? Yeah, how's my situation?
♪ That girl's stuck in your head ♪
♪ I know when to stay in ♪
- Alright. - It is so cold.
- I do. - Yeah, you got it. Yeah.
- Ooh, I wanna though. - Here.
So it's the black town car. It's across the street...
Read you the Polar Express before bedtime?
♪ The music drowns you out I didn't care ♪
Alright. I'll allow it.
to a digital media provider... And you're bored already?
Emoji of a heart. XXX Renee.
- What are you doin'? Where are you going? - Sorry, sorry, yeah.
Yeah, I think about you like, all the time.
I thought you'd never get to this.
I, um...
It's not bad. I...
How could you even kiss me after you fucked her?
I spent a long time being bad.
This is Elaine.
I bet this sex thing is a ruse.
- Wait. I'm sorry, no. - You know.
A New York minute. I don't know... yeah, a real minute.
Yes, I did once call one of my neighbors in the middle of the day
rude to the clitoris, okay?
Oh, my God!
This you're talking about someone inside you
No, listen. Listen...
- My cervix? Jesus. - Yeah, sure.
[indistinct singing]
She told me to relax, and the word lasted
Yeah, before things got really bad, and weird.
Oh, my God.
I have not... I am... I would not lie to you. To him, okay?
Okay, relax. I do this for a living.
you know, sort of circling, uh, this, uh, just like fleshy gap area.
I gave him $5000, remember you were so mad?
I do think it's important we make some sort of commitment to each other
What's up, little nugget, what are you doing with the notebook?
I'm raising friendless children because of you.
crack open a bottle of rose and...
- is that they're too nice to it. Okay? - Mm-hmm.
♪ Kite ♪♪
For the purposes of today's tutorial
I remember too, you know.
but, you know, it seemed solid.
That was fun.
Yeah, and then we'll still go get married.
♪ Lot of holes lot of cracks ♪
Okay, Lainey. Glad we got that cleared up.
♪ I'm so lost in my head ♪
You know...
Yeah. There you go.
When have you ever had sex for 90 minutes?
Sorry, that shouldn't be in there.
And this motherfucker I don't even know...
Or B, we cut your dick off.
Do you want talk about it?
♪ ...smile upon you ♪♪
Oh, my God, this isn't happening. I need a tissue.
she'd break up with me.
That... that's... I mean you haven't had an orgasm in a year.
You two need any help?
when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...
At my house?
You're gonna be okay. It's alright.
It's right here on the right side.
Why haven't we had sex yet?
[chuckles]
♪ Come on ♪
Sir, I-I can't stress enough
You look dynamite in a tank top. It's just... what gives?
'Cause that's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, it's inevitable.
Okay, you know what, I'll even allow that.
You should fuck that guy. A lot.
Lainey. Jake.
- See. You get it. - Oh, yeah. But I'm psychotic.
You just got to breathe. Please. Okay?
- Hear me out. I was thinking. - Mm-hmm.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
This is good. I'll go inside, I'm gonna get my jacket
It's like life 101. Stop lying to yourself.
[screaming]
How was Paula?
why have casual sex with me for three months?
- You're being a dick... - Here's the thing, guys.
He's the TA in my pre-med bio class.
Well, let's... well, alright. Say, uh, say it for me.
Um, I-I'm fine. Where are you calling me from?
What? What? What did I do?
- So no honeymoon? - Oh, no, no.
- Mousetrap. - Mousetrap.
So, nobody wants to play with him
[Lainey moaning]
is reflected in the hardball.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- I don't know. - First of all...
Of course. Yeah, I'd feel the same way.
- That was repartee. - That's... that's exactly why I can't have you at the party.
[music continues]
Hey dude, it's me. I haven't heard from you in a while.
♪ Just to feel ♪
That's it.
- And... - Wait stop.
And can I just say, we think you two
Dude, are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?
Are we in love with each other?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, no. We've gotta use your words. We don't do that.
- And romantic obsession... - Sweetie. Sweetie.
as me telling an Aborigine in the Australian outback
- We don't have to... - No. No. No. It's good.