Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Avocado is too sexual? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who is better than my brother?
because my therapist suggested
Yes, that is the mature, responsible thing to do, uh...
You know, remember like the old IBM ThinkPads?
Lainey, you having sex with Matthew Sobvechik
and sliding scale morality.
- I really thought you were gonna fuck this up. - Me too.
You have lost your mind.
It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.
- Ugh, I miss drugs. - Why don't we do drugs?
So you're getting braces, you're getting braces
- Just in time... - Oh, yeah.
Come inside me. I want you to come now.
But I want you to come back.
- So now it's... - Yeah, it's a date. Let's go on a date.
- Hey. - What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on. Look, I could do this all the way to Brooklyn... - Fuck you.
- Oh, Shit! - I let my son...
- That's true. That's true. But what if we have... - No. No.
Yeah, she really is.
Uh, she's Black.
- Mm-hmm. Tell me. - Okay.
But I know what your situation is down there.
No, but maybe they are.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You thought I'd never get to this?
Bye.
Lainey, everything okay?
awesome night together and you just sort of...
Want to come up?
- From behind. - Exactly. Because you hate your dad.
We're not a couple bur we act like one.
Mathew...
I'm sorry, yeah.
Then they yell at Naomi, then Naomi yells at me.
But you're gonna figure it out.
I'm a guilty slut and he gets to be a...
If he texted I'd think of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...
I heard he's a lady doctor now.
♪ If you just don't blow it ♪
I mean, you know, the trick is to be a little
Lainey, you've got to be kidding me!
- Natural. Okay? Yeah, so tap the roof. - I know.
You're a whirling dervish out there. A whirling dervish!
Are you mappy? You're mappy?
If you really, actually wanted monogamy
I'm just saying, for the first time
- What do you mean? - I never look at you.
- Rings? - Shit.
Oh, boy, In case you might need it?
- 16 guys... - No, the same guy.
slide in there... like that, okay?
- I love you, honey. - I love you.
and it just... I don't know.
Oh, it's a nullification of my contract.
Call Xander, tell him we're gonna be late.
but I do believe there are exactly 3 points we should discuss, okay?
- Cool. - Now, yeah, kids.
♪ I can remiss... ♪
I mean, you can do so much better.
Well, I... I mean, I have until the end of the summer to decide.
We're so excited.
for people third marriages. Like, that's...
TTFN.
that he's about to listen to the Beatles
- I have not felt that free. - Seriously.
Dinner maybe? How about brunch with my folks, you'll love them.
the guy you lost your virginity to perhaps.
- Oh, yeah. Mousetrap - What the fuck is that?
'Cause I'm pretty sure there's gonna be
- Just like this. Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, oh, fuck!
[indistinct chattering on TV]
Okay. Well, fuck the TV.
You stand to make over $5 million in the next 2 years.
♪ What you want ♪
Knock knock. Hey, you got a minute?
Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?
- Yeah, really wants to get deep, deep up in there. - Like bad.
[laughing]
I think I literally sprouted...
You called me baby just now.
Point Break Goodnight - Surf Tight
Get ready for a Classic Sam freak out!
♪ Come on come on come on... ♪
60 seconds. Sure.
They want to go to brunch.
- Jake. - Yes.
[groaning]
Uh, primatologists actually believed that... that
- Jake. - That was our thing.
Well, I mean, it's too sexual. It's too sexual. Uh...
- Huh. - What?
I, uh, sorta beat the shit out of him.
Alright, now, at this point you wanna start thinking about something, uh, arousing.
What are we doing in the middle of the street?
Yeah.
And Lord knows, I could use the exercise
for people who want to have a horrible, painful life...
it doesn't mean that I'm not a sexual person. Gail.
Right through. How's that feel, blue?
And I... and I hardly think about Matthew. Like ever.
Or that's how good it is!
If you want someone to fall for you
♪ Lot of crags ♪
You look great.
Okay, everybody go out to the grass.
the lines of something like...
Why did you do that?
He reminds me of us.
I always thought he'd be heavier with a beard.
[sighs]
You wanna tell me about it?
Oh hell. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry, I'm a dick.
- Jake? - Yeah.
that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful
And it... kills me that you're probably gonna go to Michigan.
Oh, wow, that's weird.
Okay, see you soon.
You know, so that's the dirty DJ.
I appreciate you concern, Superman! Fly away.
- Mm-hmm. - Alright. No, sex.
[instrumental music]
Because I'm not an asshole.
So is he gonna drop the charges?
Jake's offering you a lot of money
- All set. - Hmm.
Yeah, 'cause that's... 'cause that's what kids wanna do.
- Stellar Yelp reviews? - Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And... and young chicks don't put up with that shit
No, it's... I mean, it's just a goddamn bird toilet anyway.
Am I allowed to leave the state?
- So it is mutual? - The word.
Like in a second he has to make a decision.
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