Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He reminds me of us.

- I have not felt that free. - Seriously.

If you want someone to fall for you

'Cause I'm pretty sure there's gonna be

I'm a guilty slut and he gets to be a...

If you really, actually wanted monogamy

I appreciate you concern, Superman! Fly away.

the lines of something like...

Oh, wow, that's weird.

- So it is mutual? - The word.

for people third marriages. Like, that's...

Okay, everybody go out to the grass.

- Jake. - That was our thing.

it doesn't mean that I'm not a sexual person. Gail.

And... and young chicks don't put up with that shit

- That's true. That's true. But what if we have... - No. No.

- Oh, Shit! - I let my son...

And I... and I hardly think about Matthew. Like ever.

Okay. Well, fuck the TV.

I'm just saying, for the first time

They want to go to brunch.

♪ What you want ♪

We're so excited.

Because I'm not an asshole.

♪ Lot of crags ♪

You look great.

- Cool. - Now, yeah, kids.

Yeah, she really is.

And it... kills me that you're probably gonna go to Michigan.

Want to come up?

Why did you do that?

Are you mappy? You're mappy?

No, but maybe they are.

Or that's how good it is!

- Oh, yeah. Mousetrap - What the fuck is that?

Oh, it's a nullification of my contract.

I always thought he'd be heavier with a beard.

Come inside me. I want you to come now.

♪ I can remiss... ♪

[indistinct chattering on TV]

- So now it's... - Yeah, it's a date. Let's go on a date.

- I really thought you were gonna fuck this up. - Me too.

Lainey, you having sex with Matthew Sobvechik

But you're gonna figure it out.

- Hey. - What are you talking about?

Who is better than my brother?

But I want you to come back.

We're not a couple bur we act like one.

- From behind. - Exactly. Because you hate your dad.

Call Xander, tell him we're gonna be late.

- Oh, come on. Look, I could do this all the way to Brooklyn... - Fuck you.

You called me baby just now.

- Mm-hmm. Tell me. - Okay.

that he's about to listen to the Beatles

and sliding scale morality.

Get ready for a Classic Sam freak out!

Am I allowed to leave the state?

If he texted I'd think of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...

Uh, she's Black.

No, it's... I mean, it's just a goddamn bird toilet anyway.

for people who want to have a horrible, painful life...

I mean, you can do so much better.

slide in there... like that, okay?

because my therapist suggested

but I do believe there are exactly 3 points we should discuss, okay?

♪ If you just don't blow it ♪

- Ugh, I miss drugs. - Why don't we do drugs?

- Avocado is too sexual? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Just like this. Yeah. - Yeah.

Like in a second he has to make a decision.

- Jake? - Yeah.

I mean, you know, the trick is to be a little

- What do you mean? - I never look at you.

Right through. How's that feel, blue?

I'm sorry, yeah.

You have lost your mind.

Dinner maybe? How about brunch with my folks, you'll love them.

So you're getting braces, you're getting braces

Oh hell. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry, I'm a dick.

What are we doing in the middle of the street?

But I know what your situation is down there.

- Stellar Yelp reviews? - Yeah.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Yeah, really wants to get deep, deep up in there. - Like bad.

I'm sorry... beep, beep, squeak, um, hello...

Knock knock. Hey, you got a minute?

- 16 guys... - No, the same guy.

I, uh, sorta beat the shit out of him.

- All set. - Hmm.

You know, so that's the dirty DJ.

Lainey, you've got to be kidding me!

60 seconds. Sure.

Yes, that is the mature, responsible thing to do, uh...

- Just in time... - Oh, yeah.

[instrumental music]

You wanna tell me about it?

Uh, primatologists actually believed that... that

You're a whirling dervish out there. A whirling dervish!

Well, I mean, it's too sexual. It's too sexual. Uh...

- I love you, honey. - I love you.

and it just... I don't know.

Point Break Goodnight - Surf Tight

Well, I... I mean, I have until the end of the summer to decide.

- Natural. Okay? Yeah, so tap the roof. - I know.

the guy you lost your virginity to perhaps.

And Lord knows, I could use the exercise

Jake's offering you a lot of money

I think I literally sprouted...

I heard he's a lady doctor now.

Alright, now, at this point you wanna start thinking about something, uh, arousing.

You know, remember like the old IBM ThinkPads?

Oh, boy, In case you might need it?

It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.

Okay, see you soon.

♪ Come on come on come on... ♪

awesome night together and you just sort of...

So is he gonna drop the charges?

- Mm-hmm. - Alright. No, sex.

You thought I'd never get to this?

You stand to make over $5 million in the next 2 years.

Yeah, 'cause that's... 'cause that's what kids wanna do.

Then they yell at Naomi, then Naomi yells at me.

Lainey, everything okay?

- Rings? - Shit.

Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?

that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful