Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

only things that can only be perceived as sexual.
- Do we really have to... - No, we don't.
over there just to see if it's him?
Well, you have lost your water.
Everybody play.
Goodnight - Surf Tight
I want you to do nothing.
- Okay. - I can't take off work.
I know. But now they have this whole sex thing.
Well... uh, now, Jordan, uh, she's my guest.
Matthew! Hello!
No, I've never met anybody
Maybe have a kid.
♪ You're my one and only woman ♪
Actually, it's, uh, it's Henry's.
My love is conditional.
Alright, this is uh... This is us.
♪ I'm standing in the wind ♪
Oh. What are you doing?
Pollock. Ooh.
Y-y-you're just gonna go?
Um... Ah, I mean... real minute?
Cigarette truck. Never mind.
- Who? - It doesn't matter...
Look at me, okay? I know you love teaching.
- Just listen to it. Let me get through all of it. - I won't.
Okay, yeah, so, uh, I've been seeing this girl Thea, alright?
What... a weird thing to say out loud.
Oh, that's... It is good stuff.
Yeah. Obviously they get upset
Oh, oh, Lainey. Oh, fuck.
You know... that... I mean, that's ridiculous.
Upstairs, downstairs. Right?
She seems...
She broke up with me anyway. I'm cured.
Where are you?
[cellphone vibrating]
Uh, alright, drive safe.
Helen Keller about water and everything else is amazing.
that was what I wanted to hear, yes?
♪ Like a kite ♪
- I haven't. - Let me introduce you. Emma?
Mr. Sobvechik will not be joining us.
Madame Butterfly.
- Fucked up his life a little bit. - ...what it was.
- Duh. - Grody.
...putting this conversation off for a while.
either way, mazel tov.
Oh, my God.
Come on, that's bullshit. Not even when you masturbate?
Well, we can talk about it.
So I went to a meeting.
- No. - You don't? Okay, great.
- What is your excuse? - Hmm.
- Oh, good. Oh, my God, good. - What're you guys talking about?
[laughing]
Oh, come on, Lainey.
Shit, I'm not available then. Oh, well, I tried.
in relationships anymore.
that can go to Europe and use that room.
- Yeah. - That's pretty great.
Happy Hanukkah. Wherever the fuck you're into.
I've been getting his second fucking servings.
with my best friend as I possibly can.
- Okay? - You've been playing house.
- It's Avocado. - No. Can't do that.
You guys made it, huh?
♪ You know it's not too late... ♪
I mean... just the right tinge of danger.
Fuck me then ignore me. Nice one, Jake!
- I don't wanna get the phone. - Okay.
real estate that could be occupied by a real option, okay?
You know, get out of these wet clothes.
I don't know what that whole thing
What? Well, and then she's like...
- Huey Lewis. - No, it's Robert Palmer.
Sobvechik! It's like enough!
- Will this help? - Yeah. Ooh, that's do it then.
but I thought I was gonna be more along
[grunting]
So either you're stupid or deep down inside you don't want monogamy either.
I have chlamydia. Okay, I was joking!
Top shelf, bro, because we're rich as shit now.
You gotta trust me.
I didn't end up going to med school.
He's just not thinking about it the same way, you know.
- Come here. - Excuse me.
I do have HPV though
You fucked my best friend.
What?
off a powerful drug.
You sure you don't want to come to brunch? With me and your mom?
It's like kissing with your entire body.
...last chance to ditch med school
Well, you can still get the phone.
- I'll show you, right now! - Prove it.
Oh, I gotta go. Chris, I'm so sorry I'm leaving.
Hopefully not here.
Oh, the one you waited for 10 years. That right guy?
So, maybe... we gotta just be friends.
[grunts]
Yeah, of course you love it.
Matthew!
I'm just gonna say you're mappy.
Oh, baby, what did you do?
Yeah, but that was that... that's why I... I, yeah.
[both groaning]
For teaching me how to love someone.
- Bye now. - Thank you.
I know, I... I right. I mean, and yet here I am like wanting... just now.
[instrumental music]
Respond to that booty text I assume, right?
- That's psychotic. - Mm. Thanks.
That was not a Chris Smith gift, okay?
Okay, so you're a womanizer.
Mm-hmm. Dr. Sobvechik will see you now.
♪ I'm oblivious oh ♪
I think... I think it's a little bit weird
Look, once I come to the realization that I'm with...
- Yeah. - Bro, you're welcome. You're welcome.
I just... I Facebooked you because I thought...
I'm not... I have not lied! I have...
Yeah, you know, just take a night
- I was thinking. - Oh, yeah?
I'll talk to Lainey and see what we can do.
Okay? Here. Come on, sit down.
Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?
16 times.
[instrumental music]
I don't think she needs to know
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Matthew.
Yes, um... sorry. It's Lainey. Only my father calls me Elaine.
Now, something's gonna happen. Let's get outta here.
I'm telling her not to have sex with you! Sorry.
...it doesn't change what I'm doing.
It's weird to look at you for this long.
[grunts]
I'm sorry the doctor's not available right now. May I take a message?
What?
- I'll take some. - Great.