Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lainey, what are you doing?
It was?
Why are you telling me she's Black?
- That's how bad it is. - Wow!
Why? Because I happened to be in your eye-line?
Yeah, 5 years ago.
Oh, my God. Were y-you just in that meeting?
Make a golf cart in my own motor transportation.
♪ Treat me like a fool ♪
Moi. Your issue with me and Sarah...
This is the Bieder contract that has to go to legal for comments.
I feel like he had longer hair.
I wanna be able to talk you about this kinda thing.
- It's him. - Him who?
that we gave birth to.
Well, I haven't seen him in a long time.
No!
Elaine! Elaine! Elaine!
Tweet tweet tweet.
I'm talkin' about, like, the White Album, not Hook.
right before we got married.
[cellphone ringing]
- Take care of her, okay? - Oh, yeah. No, I got this.
But you're so old.
It's not like we haven't done it.
I spend about a month's rent on this.
- Give me the phone! - No. Absolutely...
- Congrats. - Thanks.
You want me to tell you what sex is like, huh?
That's my husband! Oh, my God!
Yeah. I'm listening.
All that tension in your shoulders. Legs crossed, playin' with your hair...
Stephanie Sanders. Right here.
[instrumental music]
At that point you're gonna wanna squeeze your vagina harder
- Fucking awesome. You know that's... - Yeah.
Like he hadn't even noticed that we stopped sleeping together.
'Cause honestly I have enough friends.
Get ready for a classic Jackie freakout
What's up?
- Why are you here? - Hmm.
to secure an exclusive relationship
Wow. Bathroom fucking stinks.
I know that you stop breathing when you kiss.
[cellphone ringing]
Hey. Second... second point. Okay?
So much like your, uh, the counter-intuitive plan
You know what? I'm... I'm... You mind if I run
You know, so it's No, no, no. It's not you, it's me.
You don't have to go for lunch yet.
I guess, I just thought that eventually he'd choose me
The regular. Come on.
- Hey. - We made it work.
- Yeah? - Hmm.
You're a fuckin' whore!
Alright, well, goodbye forever.
I don't deny what I've done. I embrace my past.
A little adrenaline, in a bad way.
I was...
What?
- It's like, Elaine! Elaine... - Hey!
...way about you.
- Really? - Yeah.
Excuse me.
What? Is that a real thing?
...they could mate with as many men in one session as possible.
.
Very sick in the head.
Studying for the MCATs, you know. You?
♪ 'Cause it's a thrill to give you ♪
See you in 20?
- Lainey? - Yeah.
- Uh, yeah. Anything. - Let's go, come up with one. What you got.
[screaming]
Yes!
- Okay? - You can't even say it.
- It was one short story... - Yes! That is great!
You ever see him around?
You got it, boss.
[upbeat music]
Yes, uh... uh did I not tell you that?
to introduce him to other people.
Who's your girl, Jake?
- No, the lady doesn't need it. - Excuse me.
- You got this, Henry. - There you go, Henry.
unavailable avoidant breeder you don't fuck.
...contractions in your vagina, alright?
I miss your cock in my mouth.
I love cutting to chases. Do it.
Because he have to control these lives
Who? Who? I'll murder him.
- You might be right. - How could you fuck her, Jake?
♪ Oh so lonely ♪♪
Can we please go home?
Oh. We should take our driver.
Swell.
- You're my last single friend, I can't have you... - So what?
Oh, I know it. Bein' Honest ...honest, critical appraisal is the foundation...
- Okay. - Can I just hold them now?
- So, okay, so it needs to be more violent. - Mm-hmm, something extra.
♪ Fuck it baby I got you ♪
I'm not attracted to you. And I have zero penises.
- Lainey. Lainey... with an L. - Oh.
Well, from safe word to code word, I guess.
but if you want me to come...
- Please. - No, no, no. It's just a friend.
- Oh, many times. - You have not had sex for 90 minutes.
- Oh! - That's awful!
I didn't know we put a down payment on this place.
- Both. - I can get to like, 6 and a quarter.
- Oh, may God. - This is my wife.
Jesus. I... I've got my fingers crossed out here for an option C.
I'm so, so sweaty. All this on...
- I love you! I love you! - Jake, I love you.
Okay, y-you know what it's called. Wonderful. Good for you.
I'm gonna have to call the campus police.
over a randomly selected dumpling spot
- We did the date. - You know, I think it was the first...
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Oh.
- Jake! Jake! - Don't answer it. No.
Honey!
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪
- Okay? - Okay.
Bye, Chris. Thank you so much for tonight.
Oh, my God!
♪ I'm so lost in my head ♪
I'm sorry the doctor is unavailable right now.
So I call her last night