Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't orgasm during sex that much.

Sam, I cheated on you.

Like... that's the problem.

and then this fucker comes out of nowhere and decks him!

and it's like No, I just don't wanna commit to you.

That was awesome.

Okay. Racist. Keep going.

♪ And I know the party is over ♪♪

♪ I lost it back then ♪

Hey, this was a... We did it. That was a good date.

And it doesn't mean that I don't like sex now

I am her husband. That is my wife and that is my baby.

Except one time.

- Jake. - Lainey!

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I mean, you're so pretty and you're vulnerable

- This is Chris. - Hi.

- Really? - Yep.

Do you just want to be friends?

- Oh, you're pregnant. - Oh, my God.

Who can tell what that fuckin', swarthy man...

♪ But love me ♪

Get the spanks. I love it. Yeah.

to settle this emotional distress lawsuit

- Xander. - But like I'm jels.

I... I'm... I'm...

Okay. This is good.

I think this is a great idea.

Okay, okay, he's gonna put a stop to it.

your vagina will be played by this

I love hearing your voice.

♪ I know when to go out ♪

I mean it absolutely is a thing. I know it's a thing.

I'm gonna teach you how to finger yourself today.

♪ Everything's blowing but you just can't stop it ♪♪

- Wow! Lane, that's great. - I know.

Yeah, I don't think I like me enough

- Good. - Yeah.

But that's bullshit, it's not a feeling

♪ I'm lyin' in the rain ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪♪

Look at her, passing out toppings like, uh...

- Tell me who. - It doesn't...

♪ But I never wave bye bye ♪

Honestly you sound like a woman.

♪ And steal ♪

It shouldn't bother me but I don't like meeting his patients.

I love you for free, Jake.

I'm not saying you have to come as a couple.

[heavy breathing]

- It's over. - Hmm.

Why are you doing this?

We'll shorten it to mousetrap.

finger her or anything.

spackfilla would work on the waterslides to make them faster. yes you just fizz right down.

I don't care. We're in a cool bar. I just bought a Tesla!

♪ I never told you ♪

Fucking tourist.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I forgot something.

Go be a hot shot.

How did you know that?

We know that's not true. You and I are friends.

I just... I wanna thank you for tonight. It was great.

- Great. - Kindergarten.

- I want that... - Here we go. Hold it.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Don't have a baby, guys.

- Hi. - When are you due?

- You got it all figured out. - Yeah.

[Lainey laughs]

Hey, thanks for comin', Lainey.

See she's addicted. This is an addict.

GIF of a panda dancing!

- Yes. - We have a meeting with group sales in 20.

[cellphone vibrating]

...the wrong girl...

Um, what were we talking about? So I said to Jack.

that's what they leave out in the Disney movies...

- Hannah! - Leave me alone!

Tempting. Tempting, but no.

- It's like Guam. - Guam? Like the country Guam? No!

You know, like, uh, maybe you wanna think about

...cool, like... Oh!

I haven't even spoken to her since she left.

is basically the same thing

anything at all and I'm laughing, you know.

Glad we ended it face to face. You were right to come.

You have a strong vocabulary and look dynamite in a tank top

I love you. I love you. Don't... don't hurt anymore people.

- So tell me what happened. - Oh, right.

Alright... alright, grab your folks.

'cause you're gonna be standing

- For what? - They're having trouble.

I've ever seen in my life.

- Co... Okay. - Yeah.

If you want, you know... You know...

and run away with me, huh?

I miss the way you feel on top of me.

Shut up. Ignore him. He's on drugs.

- You don't like it. - No!

[instrumental music]

I don't even know 16 guys.

Hi, babe, it's me.

- The right guy. - Oh, the right guy.

I will communicate the message.

- I can't see you anymore. - I agree.

We'll be in touch to reschedule.

So nice to meet you, Emma.

I think it's sort of great.

- Our restaurant? - Yes.

You know, it's pretty average actually.

My wife, she's prone to panic attacks.

And as you can see I've executed my half, so...

- Can you listen to what I'm saying to you... - I'm trying to.

Who wants more wine?

for recovery from a love addiction

It feels so freeing to tell someone about it. Who actually knows him.

Thank you, Jake.

- I'm on break. - ...and get out of my office.

You know, you, uh...

I just... I mean. I just... just...

- You're both? - You're crazy.

- Well, I'm in love with him. - Come on.

I should start dating again, I'm trying to get over this guy...

Chris, I'm having a great time.

Or... or I hope cocaine isn't mad at me.

That's not true. A lot of guys have been up there, just not you.

You got a minute?

I can't believe we lost our virginity

- I only said that... - Most likely because you thought

♪ Well if you ever go ♪