Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Jake. - Lainey!

We'll be in touch to reschedule.

♪ I'm lyin' in the rain ♪

Hi, babe, it's me.

- I'm on break. - ...and get out of my office.

I haven't even spoken to her since she left.

- Really? - Yep.

- I only said that... - Most likely because you thought

is basically the same thing

and it's like No, I just don't wanna commit to you.

♪ And steal ♪

That's not true. A lot of guys have been up there, just not you.

How did you know that?

I mean, you're so pretty and you're vulnerable

- Well, I'm in love with him. - Come on.

Tempting. Tempting, but no.

...the wrong girl...

It feels so freeing to tell someone about it. Who actually knows him.

- You got it all figured out. - Yeah.

Fucking tourist.

But that's bullshit, it's not a feeling

Like... that's the problem.

Thank you, Jake.

for recovery from a love addiction

You know, you, uh...

I just... I mean. I just... just...

Or... or I hope cocaine isn't mad at me.

I... I'm... I'm...

Why are you doing this?

- This is Chris. - Hi.

your vagina will be played by this

I just... I wanna thank you for tonight. It was great.

I should start dating again, I'm trying to get over this guy...

Glad we ended it face to face. You were right to come.

You know, it's pretty average actually.

- It's like Guam. - Guam? Like the country Guam? No!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I forgot something.

And as you can see I've executed my half, so...

It shouldn't bother me but I don't like meeting his patients.

I mean it absolutely is a thing. I know it's a thing.

I'm not saying you have to come as a couple.

- Great. - Kindergarten.

- For what? - They're having trouble.

I'm gonna teach you how to finger yourself today.

I love you. I love you. Don't... don't hurt anymore people.

- Xander. - But like I'm jels.

I love hearing your voice.

Do you just want to be friends?

♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪♪

- Oh, you're pregnant. - Oh, my God.

♪ And I know the party is over ♪♪

Except one time.

And it doesn't mean that I don't like sex now

- Yes. - We have a meeting with group sales in 20.

- So tell me what happened. - Oh, right.

[Lainey laughs]

Um, what were we talking about? So I said to Jack.

- Can you listen to what I'm saying to you... - I'm trying to.

I love you for free, Jake.

...cool, like... Oh!

My wife, she's prone to panic attacks.

♪ I know when to go out ♪

That was awesome.

Get the spanks. I love it. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think I like me enough

You have a strong vocabulary and look dynamite in a tank top

♪ But love me ♪

I don't care. We're in a cool bar. I just bought a Tesla!

and then this fucker comes out of nowhere and decks him!

I think it's sort of great.

finger her or anything.

I am her husband. That is my wife and that is my baby.

[heavy breathing]

- Co... Okay. - Yeah.

and run away with me, huh?

- It's over. - Hmm.

GIF of a panda dancing!

We know that's not true. You and I are friends.

I don't orgasm during sex that much.

- Tell me who. - It doesn't...

- You're both? - You're crazy.

You got a minute?

Who can tell what that fuckin', swarthy man...

- Our restaurant? - Yes.

See she's addicted. This is an addict.

- The right guy. - Oh, the right guy.

Okay, okay, he's gonna put a stop to it.

I miss the way you feel on top of me.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Don't have a baby, guys.

So nice to meet you, Emma.

Sam, I cheated on you.

♪ I never told you ♪

Alright... alright, grab your folks.

If you want, you know... You know...

I don't even know 16 guys.

I've ever seen in my life.

Look at her, passing out toppings like, uh...

anything at all and I'm laughing, you know.

[cellphone vibrating]

to settle this emotional distress lawsuit

- I want that... - Here we go. Hold it.

Okay. This is good.

Hey, this was a... We did it. That was a good date.

[instrumental music]

I will communicate the message.

♪ But I never wave bye bye ♪

that's what they leave out in the Disney movies...

Hey, thanks for comin', Lainey.

Go be a hot shot.

You know, like, uh, maybe you wanna think about

I can't believe we lost our virginity

♪ I lost it back then ♪

- I can't see you anymore. - I agree.

♪ Well if you ever go ♪

'cause you're gonna be standing

- Hi. - When are you due?

Who wants more wine?

♪ Everything's blowing but you just can't stop it ♪♪

Honestly you sound like a woman.

- Hannah! - Leave me alone!

- You don't like it. - No!

spackfilla would work on the waterslides to make them faster. yes you just fizz right down.

I think this is a great idea.

- Good. - Yeah.

Chris, I'm having a great time.

- Wow! Lane, that's great. - I know.

Okay. Racist. Keep going.

We'll shorten it to mousetrap.

Shut up. Ignore him. He's on drugs.