Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

on this entire floor is beyond me.
- Lose my virginity. - Hold on a second...
Maybe he's an actor?
- We need a doctor. - I'm a doctor! I'm her doctor!
♪ Come on come on come on ♪
I don't know. I... I'm just trying to give you a mental picture that's all.
You got to let them have it.
And she can't hold a candle to you.
The day you said...
♪ It's way too real out there ♪
Maybe I knew him at Colum...
Oh! My heart goes out to you ladies.
You can go get any woman you want.
- This new crazy thing. - Gotcha.
- That's the one. - What? Are you kid...
No!
Oh, come on. I am not, okay?
I don't know if I have time to answer that.
- Don't. - I don't.
Us. You're funny.
Matthew, are you gonna fuck me, or what?
Lainey.
Because I know you don't wanna get married, but you know
...take Molly with me and go to a kid's birthday party?
Well I just, um...
- She doesn't deserve that. - I would like that, please.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
Fuck you. Enlighten me.
Okay, okay. Great.
Yeah, 7 at least.
You're just... here.
- If we're gonna be friends, you know... - Okay.
Not really. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
♪ Darlin' I'll be... ♪
into thinking Blues Traveler
- Wait a minute, where is she going? - Yeah, don't let her get away.
I... I thought it was something that should be special.
Did you, uh...
You take this risk...
That's great. That's another dysfunction I have to worry about developing.
- No kidding. - Yeah.
Yes. Either A, we make multiple babies with you.
He has no one to play with and gets angry.
Is it okay if I go over Henry's to go swimming?
- It's you're birthday! - It's you're birthday!
Oh, my God. No!
- I know it's a birthday gift. - I can't go to France.
if you answer a question truthfully.
Goodnight, Surf Tight
What do you think that means?
You've been writing again?
What? You did? You didn't tell me that.
So. I don't get mad when you bring other chicks to our restaurant.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪♪
No, I think it was...
[Lainey chuckles]
Um... it's a long story.
doesn't make me an asshole, it does however make you a liar.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
I know we're no good at this shit.
Really? Well, I still choose you.
That's so nice. Are you sure?
Yeah. Don't sell yourself short.
You're embarrassing the kid.
No. You're telling the truth.
I bet they're counting like, foreplay and stuff.
but me, I can't share with you the slightest disappointment
So I don't... I don't know what to do here.
Hey, you don't do this anymore, okay?
Now, I... Now, I'm super happy with 4 to 6.
And it kills me that I can't ask you to stay
What!
No, and so there's a little bit of a meltdown. It's a little bit of a crisis.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me neither.
What are you doing? Fucking take it.
Was this supposed to be a date?
- I know it's because his dad molested him. - What?
That guy's a fucking asshole
- I'm on break. - So take this...
- October. - Congratulations.
You're gonna go swimming at my house?
- Oh come on, that is not true. - You've been lying this whole time.
Because I'd rather fail with you than win with anyone else.
I guess I can't talk you into a road trip to Ann Arbor?
Yeah, of course it's a real thing.
- If you ask me. - Oh, yeah.
I have two beautiful children
I'm gonna be the creepy old dude!
Is that what's going on? Does it tip in hundreds?
♪ I catch the paper boy ♪
I look, sorry, I... Ow! Ooh! That got me!
Be rude to it.
My ex has my son this weekend.
That's like... You know, do that to me.
And that's why we agreed to stop seeing each other.
Abominable end credits
Trying to distract myself.
...you know, heartless alpha male who fucking jogs!
♪ Kite ♪
I try. I just, I don't know, I... I...
Hey, you've reached Lainey. Leave a message.
Just go to town on this little motherfucker right here.
- Uh-huh. - What? What do you want me to do?
- Okay. - Bye!
- Okay, mister. - Wow me.
No, I knew a girl whose father was from Guam
[indistinct chattering]
- I'm not gonna tell you... - I deserve to know.
with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict
I'm just saying arrive at the party together.
Does that make sense?
Rent free I might add.
- I'm divorced. - His loss.
Holy shit! I don't think I've ever...
- Yes, I am. - Hmm.
What you don't mastur... Why not?
Can you please just not interrupt me while I read this, please.
There you are.
Nice job, Oliver.
over you co-opting an original idea of mine.
♪ I'll keep you safe forever ♪
- You mean out here. - Just... Yes, mouth shut, please.
No, alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay. You know... y... you just...
No way.
- You're crazy. - Settle down, people.
Or what? Are you... are you threatening me?
Elaine's great name.
for cool people who fucked up?
Oh, my God! You've got a one track mind.
Okay, I'm gonna try it again, alright?
in the right direction.
- I can't get hard right now. - Alright.