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- No. - Holy smokes!
You, uh... You wanna watch porn?
You know, unfortunately I don't sleep with men
That's all that's going on.
The kid's having a great game, you're embarrassing...
- Who are you? - I'm Jake.
As a result I have been able to stay faithful to you
Car seat? We already have a kid?
Does this story end with you doing something super racist?
- And that's called... - Kegeling.
She nice to you?
♪ Lot of snags ♪
Me neither.
in the middle of Central Park.
Alright, now, next move, alright, you're gonna take
Well, you know, that's Dim Sum for you.
I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once. Big deal.
I was watchin' you in there.
And I, uh, didn't. You know, I just, uh...
Oh, thank you. Yeah. Our restaurant?
Matthew! Hey! Hey!
In a good way I think.
Look, she's my best friend and I would say
Uh, no, no, we're good.
You know, I thought we were joking around. So I was joking.
- He will. You may. - Good.
- A man of the law. - Yeah.
And then she says...
Smoke drugs?
- What? - You're mad?
ae ae
money in my decision making, so...
This is my son, and he really liked dancing with you. Didn't you, buddy?
Tequila makes me so chatty.
deserves better than that.
...for each other and ourselves, yes I agree.
...a vagina when I said that.
Goodbye, Mathew.
Oh. Your name is Elaine?
I'm proud of us. Nicely done.
But I can't say that, because that's, like, mean on top of mean.
- Go to noodlesalad.org... - Now, I feel like you're just trying to find problems.
in 11B at Wein Dormitory?
- Anybody here named Paula? - Shh.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come on. This is the third time.
- Well, you're a married man. - Yeah, I know. I made sure to tell her.
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Well, uh, are you... I mean, are you gonna go? What are you thinking?
I waited until my wedding night.
- Yeah, I told him earlier. - We all knew. You didn't know!
- Yeah. - Be safe. You know what I mean.
Let's go back to the hotel. I wanna do stuff to your body.
- No! - What do you mean no?
- What? - There's not even music.
Oh, golly...
- Here we go. - I gotta go. I just gonna go outside for a...
No, alright. The problem isn't sex.
I know this guy from somewhere.
- No. Please... - Is everything alright?
- That's not true. - What?
They literally just got back together.
Hey, Lainey!
Ah, hi, you two. Are you guys married?
I hope it's okay that I said that, by the way.
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That's true.
[breathing heavily]
Also...
was with Lainey but it really turned you around
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
- I'm not one of your dates. - That is very true.
- Please don't interrupt. - I would love to hear it.
And secondly, do not gaslight me with SAT words
I will meet you there. I will be right there.
that a straight dude had to tell you all that.
She was vibin' me pretty hard in that meeting.
- Go. - Bye.
♪ But I am losing ♪
Well, hey... hey, how about we go on a date?
and talking to boring people all night.
- No, but are you... - You're happy.
Unless someone signed you into the building. You are not a guest.
- Alright. Let's go. Alright. - Okay.
when he was at work and said, Grab some condoms and meet me
♪ Everything's going down ♪
Thanks, Jake.
I don't know who that is.
because of low self-esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit.
might be a complete fucking dickhead
Jesus.
God, those are all bad.
And you said it the other day too.
Nothing. Nada.
I'm... I didn't do anything wrong here.
You're a whore!
Yeah, it's like... it's like Ted Bundy, you know.
A really, really large dose of fear.
- Your neighbor? - No, I...
His name's Chris Smith?
'cause he's angry all the time.
♪ I know that sounds heavy ♪
the things she holds close to her heart
Okay?
The problem is Captain Amazing
A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps.
Remember? We're okay.
Fucking maniac.
- How's your fake boyfriend? - Oh, my God!
I love you for free, Lainey.
I don't care if it's a woman or if it's somebody else
Okay, but you know what I mean, alright?
I mean, she kept bringing it up.
Okay, so you just really go after it like that.
- Do not say her name. - Was a lot...
You can use my pen if you'd like.
He's devastatingly handsome?
- Sure. - Elaine, what is it that you do?
- Awesome. - Amazing.
I love you! I'm gonna murder you while I love you.
Here we go. Why did you take it from him?
- We need to be over. - I asked Emma to marry me.
♪ Fuck it baby I got you ♪
and she literally had one of the best natural bodies
- Then we'll meet them down there. - We gotta do it now, yeah.
Yep.
♪ With a lemon tree ♪
It's kinda hard. I mean, look at you.
Yeah. Right. Time to settle down.
- Thanks, man. Sorry. - Thank you.
♪ Your heart ♪
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5, 6, 7, 8.
- Hello! - Hi!
Nothing's wrong with you. Are you kidding me?
No shit? Wow! That's great.
- We should probably... - Let's go fuck first.
...Elaine, I wish I could have known you
Ugh! This sucks!
I guess...
♪ I would beg ♪
I wanna tell you something, look at me.
♪ What you want ♪
Matthew Sobvechik? That guy had all the charm of a broken Etch a sketch.