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And so I'm, like, well... well, yeah, I date.
[school bell rings]
- Okay. - All right.
Okay, let's not... Can we not do that anymore now?
- Such a bad girl. - [moaning]
Hi.
I knew it. In college.
sort e-waste, you know.
That's... that's my favorite number.
I was reading this article about adopted kids,
There, no, this... You can't be a part of my committee.
Me and my sisters-in-arms and I applied, and applied,
my four-year-old niece,
That boy will heed me. You heard?
- Yeah. I love fish. - And some wine.
Does he have a plan?
Others are stuck and they'll never get past it.
- This way? Oh, cool. - Yeah.
♪ There's a new voice callin' ♪
forgot my yoga mat, so I thought I'd...
Wait, whoa, wh...
But you can speak to Sal about it when he gets out.
shit went down, dog.
You know what happens to girls...
- So... - So, how are things?
I told you I had...
Hold on. Time out. I'll be right back.
You know, all the time, just...
Right to the left.
- During school? - Feel that?
Good, just hangin' out with the kids.
Yeah. Oh, you're great.
Oh, I'm afraid you'd have to go someplace else for that.
"Is a hurricane."
[moaning]
Um, not great. I have to be honest with you.
Circumcise the diamonds for you.
[chuckles] Your girlfriend's getting grouper.