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I don't know, a horse and carriage or something stupid.
Walk into my office.
She was part of this radical feminist group,
Did I read you in undergrad?
Oh, my God,
♪ With every day that passes by ♪
Well, why would you remember it?
- Yeah, he is. - You should have seen him.
- No. - Tell us.
and then sign right there.
Actual job title on his door, "Disciplinarian."
♪ And it's growin' stronger ♪
- No, no. No. - Shh.
- Well, let's go make you legal. - Yeah.
- You're sure? - Yeah, totally.
"Like a flag that I can pledge my allegiance to."
- Good? - Yeah, that's, um, that's great, man.
Design it, order it, all that shit. Right?
How's it goin'?
Can we...
because we're gonna need his room for
You were one of the applicants or...?
You edited "Perspective on Politics."
- Yeah. - Oh.
Oh, I love Martha Stewart.
[smacking]
The eagle has landed.
They burned effigies of us.
Pfefferman.
- Holy fuck. - Interesting.
Uh, we were at Berkeley, and, um...
[laughing]
I'm not goin' to get coffee with you.
[chuckles] Thank you very much.
- Yeah. - Well, that feels better.
Never told anybody that before.
I'm gonna get you some new bedding.
- Come for me. - [moaning]
[smacking]
and he walks up to me and he asks me,
- Hey, guys. - Mom.
[door closes]
And where you like to be touched.
Josh: What about Mr. Slaughter?
to learn something about women's studies.