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Mom, it's us.
I swear to God, if I even see a light
Well, we fight a lot, but I believe the science.
Be that as it may,
but these franks are great with mustard.
♪♪
Why did you stop me?
you would throw me in the garbage.
It's a simple story.
I heard if you leave your front door open,
I was just upset.
I couldn't let go of needing Mom's approval,
Roseanne, it's 6:00 a.m.
to be in a relationship with a woman than a man.
You know she picks me apart way more than she does you.
I thought beer and a bad back is why you're not a pro today.
♪♪
[ Huffs ]
between playing by the rules and breaking them.
What's gonna happen when we start fighting again?
You know what?
Wow.
One day, you'll have a brownie in college.
I just keep asking you
What took you?
Ooh!
All right. I give in.
[ Dan and Roseanne laughing ]
and we're gonna have to live with the shame of that.