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Hi, Roseanne. Is Mom there?
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Who treats me like a queen.
Is this where birds stay when they go to Vegas?
in my apartment with a very old man.
I got to get a car.
Mom?
Well, Mr. Nelson also had his wife
I would've mistaken them for your sisters.
But I think it was the right thing to do, right?
I fold -- I know she's got an ace
but I didn't think you hated me so much
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Water? Gum?
I make up songs in the shower. They're real creative.
waiting for me to come in
Then he'd ask me how to clean the kitchen.
for the winning touchdown.
Upset enough to put me in a county facility
Don't you think Bev would be much more comfortable
I am living here and eating your food
I'm gonna take her off your hands
Jackie, help your mo-- I'm not touching his feet.
Dad, come on.
Say whatever you have to to get me in.
But I got creative and went for the quarterback.
I need a minute.