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I sure hope you catch that fella
Uh... No, sir.
(EXHALES)
Press each finger individually against the book.
Found this on my windshield last week.
Seriously?
Okay, um...
Yeah. Hold your horses.
There was a fella checked in around then, had a bump on his head.
I'm in jail. I'll be out in a few hours.
What?
Yeah? MAN: Yeah, Mr. Nygaard?
(LOCK CLICKS)
(CHUCKLES)
I think I may have been kidnapped is the thing.
Okay, all right? Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, this is 3-9, over.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm gettin' in my car.
You said he was driving Lester's car. That's my case.
You know, proof he's our guy.
Uh...
MOLLY: Yeah.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, that's the fella. Deputy Grimly...
This is Bill Oswalt, Chief over at Bemidji.
(SCREAMS)
Well... you're it!
(GROANS)
Lock that shit down, Grimly. This is a murder case.
Debts, screaming phone calls, bill collectors at the door.
Arrested him?
But I make everyone put their name in the ledger.
I thought you might wanna...
"Killed..." No. No, you see, I did not kill...
I told you, I know a guy.
You know, we... we had the milkshakes the other...
(LINE RINGING)
Okay......
Oh, yeah?
I'm taking over.
Yeah.
Dead dog, foul play suspected.
Tried. Are you in the room?
Look, I think I might be in a bit of trouble here.
So you're saying you weren't in Bemidji last week?
I... I don't really know where we're goin'.
When are you not in...
You know, talk to the suspect. On account of, you know...
FEMALE CLERK: Sir...
Sorry again for the confusion, Pastor.
I'll think of something. Think of what?
Yeah, but only 100.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
You have a blessed day.
You don't sound too happy about it.
Oh, God.
Who doesn't stop for a baby in a car?