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Deputy Grimly... Forgiveness,
(WHIMPERS)
I gotta...
Hold on.
I thought on it on the way over.
We'll figure that out at the station.
Yes, sir, but I didn't know that it was stolen.
(GROANS)
Uh, say... you ever read the Bible?
What about the picture?
(PUNCHING CALCULATOR KEYS)
I knew a Jay Peterson once... had a dwarf arm.
God!
Fella driving Lester's stolen car.
I know.
I mean, dashboard camera from the car stop?
There you go.
How do you know?
Looks like you already had a few.
This fella's wanted for the triple homicide in Bemidji.
Jeez. That is... That's awful. Okay.
What the heck?
(CLOCK TICKING LOUDLY)
What's that, son?
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(WOMAN MOANING OVER COMPUTER SPEAKER)
(GROANS)
Proof of his connection to the crime.
He's lying!
You got any, like, gift certificates? The wife, she, uh...
What was he, mean to a cat?
That's him.
I mean, you're saying this is all some... some big coincidence,
I tend... to have a beer and then a little tequila guy.
Say it again.
I thought, "Frank, I mean, you can't blame
Yes, sir.
So, no, I don't hold a grudge against the deputy.
So, you know, I'm not used to having a firearm stuck in my face,
and he stopped and he looked at me real funny.
(STAMMERS) Tampering?
Thank you, God.
(PANTING)
It's him.
Just... leave poor Lester alone, will you?
Gasoline? Yeah, from your brain into the...
I will put... your eye out! (GLASS SHATTERS)
That's what you're gonna say a couple hours from now.
"A horror show like that."
Jeez.
(EXHALES)
(SIGHS)
Yeah, I'm gonna pick her up probably Friday.