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"You're making a mistake."
I stopped and arrested him, of course.
Chief, they got him.
Get the hell outta here.
Okay.
(SIGHS)
Yeah.
more shades of green than any other color?
On what charge?
We'll call tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. with the drop instructions.
You're not even on the case. How come they called you?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
No, sir.
They just... they leave it like that?
What's this all about, Officer?
Who? Duluth PD.
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
Now just hold on.
Peterson, eh?
Also, you're saying you weren't pulled over for speeding?
Uh...
What? Yeah.
(STAMMERING)
It's grainy.
Though I'm lucky I had my nitroglycerin pills with me,
What?
Wait... What?
(STAVROS SCREAMING)
A what now?
Oh, my God.
I just...
She thinks I'm getting a cat.
Oh, yeah... oh, my...
This is Dave from Duluth impound.
It's not like a Band-Aid fell out.
PLUMBER: You know...
MR. NUMBERS: Was it worth it?
Injected?
HELENA: Idiot, the boy's gonna freeze.
BOY: Yeah.
What are you lookin' at?
You won't get no pushback from me.