Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not scared of anything.

just like everyone else?

Fuck off, Joaquin.

See, that's why I only hang out with my coworkers,

No more running bar tab for sewer rat

I took the bus.

Just a guy I met.

None for her, and for the boy,

We try to strongly encourage

I, uh... I get it if you're too scared to admit

to begin the application process.

Babies look okay so far.

I'll see you at the diner later?

and we haven't spoken since.

and I can't save chips unless I'm working.

And your intern got scared off, so you're gonna have

- Uh, yeah? - Debbie Gallagher?

and, you know, you're a great lay.

I still get to be called "Daddy" no matter what.

Got to shake a lot of snakes to come up with that kind of dough.

Tell 'em I qualify for a diversity slot?

with a shady business?

Sober tonic before headin' into work.

How about Kev's?

We are getting out of tax debt.

Oh, uh, there's such a thing as a sink.

and processing credit cards.

As much as an annoying

Hey, Neil, no tatas.

Barmaids, whatever you have on tap for the wife and me.

Yeah, she really thinks you're gonna kick her out.

and a treadmill desk for Joe an...

Somebody has to call to get this fixed,

You know, you're really wasting your best assets.

to hire a new one and fetch your own lunch.

No, no, no, no, no, no free advice

who you want to live with. It's stressin' me out.

They've been pokin' around, trying to buy out my lease.

You mean you're actually a financial consultant?

G-get a room, you two.

our three bedrooms and a toilet,

- Is it soft? - My booty?

I'm not pregnant.

What am I supposed to do about my shirt?

I'm thinkin' about fuckin' one of my friends.

- You mean I'm an Indian? - Mmm.

Gonna need something stronger than baby wipes.

How about just for the last 30 days?

So you don't have a dick?

All right, got to pimp this place back out, man.

is not a crime, and so will all of you.

You are being kind of cunty about it.

Two hundred twenty-three dollars...

Pick you up at 10 a. m. sharp.

so I have no idea what I'm walking into.

Uh, she's out for a deposition today.

What if somethin' happens to us?

Shit, I forgot to write it down.

We'll definitely keep your application on file.