Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just a guy I met.

G-get a room, you two.

with a shady business?

Oh, uh, there's such a thing as a sink.

No, no, no, no, no, no free advice

No more running bar tab for sewer rat

Two hundred twenty-three dollars...

See, that's why I only hang out with my coworkers,

I, uh... I get it if you're too scared to admit

I'll see you at the diner later?

- Uh, yeah? - Debbie Gallagher?

What if somethin' happens to us?

our three bedrooms and a toilet,

Fuck off, Joaquin.

I'm not pregnant.

We are getting out of tax debt.

As much as an annoying

Babies look okay so far.

What am I supposed to do about my shirt?

- You mean I'm an Indian? - Mmm.

Gonna need something stronger than baby wipes.

I'm not scared of anything.

so I have no idea what I'm walking into.

None for her, and for the boy,

I still get to be called "Daddy" no matter what.

They've been pokin' around, trying to buy out my lease.

and I can't save chips unless I'm working.

Shit, I forgot to write it down.

I'm thinkin' about fuckin' one of my friends.

How about just for the last 30 days?

and a treadmill desk for Joe an...

Barmaids, whatever you have on tap for the wife and me.

How about Kev's?

We try to strongly encourage

Somebody has to call to get this fixed,

Uh, she's out for a deposition today.

who you want to live with. It's stressin' me out.

You are being kind of cunty about it.

You mean you're actually a financial consultant?

Tell 'em I qualify for a diversity slot?

All right, got to pimp this place back out, man.

and processing credit cards.

and we haven't spoken since.

is not a crime, and so will all of you.

Hey, Neil, no tatas.

Yeah, she really thinks you're gonna kick her out.

So you don't have a dick?

just like everyone else?

Sober tonic before headin' into work.

I took the bus.

to hire a new one and fetch your own lunch.

We'll definitely keep your application on file.

Got to shake a lot of snakes to come up with that kind of dough.

Pick you up at 10 a. m. sharp.

to begin the application process.

- Is it soft? - My booty?

You know, you're really wasting your best assets.

and, you know, you're a great lay.

And your intern got scared off, so you're gonna have