HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Gemma sounds like she's gettin' a cold.
and they'll still end up with the jobs.
Mr. Epstein, um, is actually a philanthropist
like nothin' happened.
I got a lot more ideas, but I'd like to discuss
Got any spare change?
It is just paperwork to secure more money
Not a rebound, all right?
We're adopting each other's kids.
Yeah, after my intern gig.
Tight-ass lady at table two
Yeah, won a lot of money and disability.
Don't say another word.
and I-I don't know if I can suck silicone cock.
It's not my first time wearing projectile vomit.
Huh, fascinating.
and I need you to order 25 desks,
Well, what about your granddaughter?
Did she get vaccinated or no?
The Feds can try and fight it till they're blue in the face.
I miss this shit.
All right, well, I'll loan you the money.
Shit, what time is it?
Shit.
No problem.
That leaves you big, sexy man in boxer shorts.
can we get, like, half of 'em?
They swab my ass cheeks?
'Cause those are the only people that I negotiate with.
- Go, go, go, go, go. - Straight cavemen.
I bet if you offered a few perks,
You're a cash cow on the corner.
Go out there.
with the butch name?
you got to take the short end of the diversity stick.
- It's not fair, sir. - White man's burden, son.
Don't give vaccine to all babies, just some.
- This is career changing. - So we negotiate discount fee
Usually there's cheap beer and fists involved.
dropped out of high school,
and become legitimate family.
Had some of your things at my house,
No polio, no smallpox, no measles.
A new friend, huh?
In Russia, we don't do vaccines.
the underrepresented groups to apply...
Sounds like a rebound.
Fiona only cares about herself anymore.
Now, which ones of these kids are yours?
ready to hump anything that moves.
Uh, who takes care of you?
He's a good daddy and a good husband.
No, I think it's more like a man cave.
Look, I'm already into their system
What's with you and V?
Pack up your stuff and get lost.
Kittie's gettin' her thrills, huh?
Yes. Wait, no.
Uh, one second, please.
So, uh, take the El or call an Uber?
Our yield on gross revenues are shit.
You know, we tripled customers over at Patsy's when we updated.
Some of your machines are broken, too, huh?
Frank, I need to speak with you.
It's just platonic.
I told 'em to get lost.
Okay, let's go.
You and me... the lifers...
All 75 slots for this upcoming term have been filled.
before I have to go to work.
Come on, bud.
- MMR vaccine? - Not now, Kev.
I mean, I'm pickin' V, obviously,
I don't like a lot of casual guys hanging around.
But... but listen,
Okay, uh, if he tries to touch your tits or anything,
Oh, good sign, Morris.
I have a cock for packing.