Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the real estate mogul?

You knew that you were hooking me up

Want to make sure they get in the picture.

Been looking for you.

What's the problem?

Neil, do you believe in fate?

Uh, I didn't have time today.

Hi. Appreciate it.

What a way to live.

We'll definitely keep your application on file.

They offered me 100 grand for the lease,

I-I'm into cock.

for kids whose folks are going through a divorce.

You know that the woman who owns this place

Oh, I get it...

It's cool. I'll get the money.

Frank, aren't you supposed to be buried

to our own account.

Hey, so I was thinkin', you know,

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just keep your mouth shut.

This is you, correct?

How much for one cornea?

I get paid on Tuesday.

Found out my family was from the Fulani tribe of Nigeria.

You two are the Pilgrims and the Indians.

this firm has ever seen.

I don't even know if we're still talking about body parts.

Jesus, any colder in here, we're gonna need parkas.

for how many places to hit it in one room.

There's no need to be freaked out.

♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪

Since we're gonna be new parents,

A-a-and your triplets?

And who's adopting whom?

There's your change.

except I'm not supposed to call it that

- Hey. - Hey. Peppermint tea.

I guess you're gonna have to date another shithead con artist

I worked 24-7 and got it jumpin'.

Impressive letter of recommendation, Mr. Gallagher.

Franny for life? No take-backs.

- Good work. - Thanks.

What are my chances of being from the Motherland?

Yeah. No, I-I get that.

- Just for the kid. - All right, just so you know,

Involuntary, right?

to build your case file,

Not as strong as I look.

But you can take a DNA test to prove your African ancestry.

How much cash we talkin' about?

You get a quote on the washer?

that you've got the hots for a trans dude.

Well, dude, come on.

Svetlana's been going over

at the groomer before lunch.

She's a legendary party promoter.

my corner, freckle face.

and our nighttime crowds are so heavy,

If you're really a businesswoman,

Black Irish doesn't count.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

Which one's the bigger scam?

- Thank you. - If there's more you need,

I should've known it would never last.

but, um, we got to talk about technique

It's part of the business plan.

I get to keep a nest egg for myself...

tighter than a string bikini in my ass.

I could sell two pints before my body goes into shock.