Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess you're gonna have to date another shithead con artist

Franny for life? No take-backs.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

at the groomer before lunch.

But you can take a DNA test to prove your African ancestry.

to our own account.

Jesus, any colder in here, we're gonna need parkas.

Which one's the bigger scam?

to build your case file,

except I'm not supposed to call it that

This is you, correct?

the real estate mogul?

Impressive letter of recommendation, Mr. Gallagher.

- Good work. - Thanks.

You get a quote on the washer?

I get to keep a nest egg for myself...

Hi. Appreciate it.

and our nighttime crowds are so heavy,

It's part of the business plan.

♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪

What's the problem?

Found out my family was from the Fulani tribe of Nigeria.

- Just for the kid. - All right, just so you know,

She's a legendary party promoter.

I don't even know if we're still talking about body parts.

You know that the woman who owns this place

If you're really a businesswoman,

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just keep your mouth shut.

Neil, do you believe in fate?

How much for one cornea?

Involuntary, right?

for kids whose folks are going through a divorce.

Frank, aren't you supposed to be buried

that you've got the hots for a trans dude.

A-a-and your triplets?

Oh, I get it...

It's cool. I'll get the money.

I-I'm into cock.

- Thank you. - If there's more you need,

for how many places to hit it in one room.

Well, dude, come on.

Uh, I didn't have time today.

I worked 24-7 and got it jumpin'.

Black Irish doesn't count.

I should've known it would never last.

You knew that you were hooking me up

tighter than a string bikini in my ass.

And who's adopting whom?

Svetlana's been going over

You two are the Pilgrims and the Indians.

Not as strong as I look.

How much cash we talkin' about?

I get paid on Tuesday.

There's no need to be freaked out.

Been looking for you.

We'll definitely keep your application on file.

Want to make sure they get in the picture.

I could sell two pints before my body goes into shock.

this firm has ever seen.

There's your change.

What a way to live.

Since we're gonna be new parents,

What are my chances of being from the Motherland?

but, um, we got to talk about technique

Hey, so I was thinkin', you know,

my corner, freckle face.

- Hey. - Hey. Peppermint tea.

Yeah. No, I-I get that.

They offered me 100 grand for the lease,