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Crazy, right?
I'm goin' to military school.
and I asked for a raise, but how can I ensure my future?
since we got less staff now, um...
We can just be friends...
- Sorry to interrupt. - What's up, dude?
I'm part black.
Okay, adoption application is ready for signature.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
I still got two days to pay up.
You were in heat,
What if I change her name back to Franny?
We'll contact you if anything becomes available.
really hot friends
Folks need to know we're alive.
Might need to go light a few days to recover.
You're gon... try to triple this, all right?
No, trust me, this friend is just a friend.
Another appliance.
I've got to find financial security for me and Harry.
What's wrong with V?
Gia got kicked out of the house.
♪ That you speak of? ♪
I can do all this stuff on a manager's salary?
You got to go slow.
MMR vaccines.
I don't know.
Ah, people keep using slugs so they won't have to pay.
Ten dollars per square inch of skin.
Did you sue the bus company?
Lots of new items on this menu.
Guys, watch your backs.
Keep it, keep it, keep it.
Uh, don't worry about it. I'll be back for Liam's clothes.
you know, any chance maybe I could get paid?
Sixteen dollars and eighty-three cents.
Uh, he, uh... He bought it for all of you.
Glad I could help, man.
So what do you call all the white slots? Reverse reverse racism?
is our most popular.
but they said I couldn't live upstairs with my cats no more.
- Whoa! - Ow, ooh, oh!
Even the homeless get better stuff than us.
I mean, I'll be the face of the modern family.
By makin' a shit-ton of money.
And I like babies. And I like your juicy booty.
Even changed my name to Chuku.
but until then, I'll keep taking my quarters
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay.
- It was bad. - It's not as safe as they say.
No, don't be ridiculous.
Hey, Frank didn't give him too much shit
Yeah, Game Change is back up and running.
Ah, those North Side suits...
if you got swipe cards.
What was your name before?
People of color, son.
- What are you doing? - Marking my territory.
now... now that we got the hot water turned on,
That's reverse racism.