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How's your stain coming?
She just wants you to make an effort.
You, sir, you look like you could use a touch of grooming,
for the homeless.
Sierra, when she's not busy, but she's busy a lot.
- Hey. - Hey.
We still have time. I am not going to let Fiona
Tinder rocks... Free sex anytime I want it,
and now she owns, like, half the South Side?
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
That would only last us a couple of months.
Take it off my tab, and I'll be back with more,
- You want to come? - Ah, no, I'm supposed
to let Elena and the organization know.
Ugh, two arson victims,
Jailbird in jail.
even I know how to show up and turn on a fuckin' TV.
In winter, we send baby out to nap in cold.
What are you, my financial consultant?
It sucks ass, but...
Here. Uh, Jesus.
So let me get this straight.
The profits,
Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Great job, Frank!
Mm-hmm.
Give me a shout when you're free to hang, all right?
How do you guys stay afloat?
Seventy-four, 75 bucks!
so we need you to get everyone back on the network.
I have a... several silicone cocks for fucking.
with the nice butt cushion.
Ugh. Nah, you're right.
Is that your strictly friend there texting?
Hey, you guys here to get the swab kit?
Cute and got manners?
♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
Wait.
and her not givin' a shit about me,
I'm gonna have to shoot you.
Don't you care what happens to her?
Yeah, but won't you guys just end up gettin' busted again?
She's adopting our daughters.
I don't understand why you're not on board.
I'm workin' around the clock.
Easy access to reroute credit card payments
to increase our profits
You're gonna vouch for my blackness?
Who is that weird, creepy guy sitting with my sister?
Anybody who's really rich, owns something.
I, um... I had a blast hangin' last night.
Well, the brochure says
Oh, my God, I'm crazy...
You... you, uh...
Degrees bought and paid for by trust funds or whatever.
What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?
to replace it for us, huh?
Yo, where's Debs?
No, we're fine.
- And that's him? - No, this is Big Papa.
We've been overcrowded on our off shifts,
Let's get the paperwork started
perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
Oh, would you please? Fiona's your best friend.
Okay, show 'em your pearly browns.
Can't be any other way.
Oh, come on, hey, hey.
to avoid being human scum.
for mutual benefit.
Wait.
One local hero has decided to take a stand.