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Tinder rocks... Free sex anytime I want it,
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
Degrees bought and paid for by trust funds or whatever.
You're gonna vouch for my blackness?
The profits,
How's your stain coming?
Yes.
Yeah, but won't you guys just end up gettin' busted again?
Jailbird in jail.
In winter, we send baby out to nap in cold.
Take it off my tab, and I'll be back with more,
Okay, show 'em your pearly browns.
Who is that weird, creepy guy sitting with my sister?
Wait.
Oh, would you please? Fiona's your best friend.
to increase our profits
She's adopting our daughters.
Don't you care what happens to her?
Oh, come on, hey, hey.
You, sir, you look like you could use a touch of grooming,
Can't be any other way.
for mutual benefit.
Ugh, two arson victims,
That would only last us a couple of months.
Easy access to reroute credit card payments
Hey, you guys here to get the swab kit?
One local hero has decided to take a stand.
So let me get this straight.
Is that your strictly friend there texting?
Well, the brochure says
Yo, where's Debs?
♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
What are you, my financial consultant?
and now she owns, like, half the South Side?
We still have time. I am not going to let Fiona
Seventy-four, 75 bucks!
so we need you to get everyone back on the network.
Wait.
I'm workin' around the clock.
Let's get the paperwork started
- And that's him? - No, this is Big Papa.
Cute and got manners?
I don't understand why you're not on board.
Oh, my God, I'm crazy...
I, um... I had a blast hangin' last night.
to let Elena and the organization know.
even I know how to show up and turn on a fuckin' TV.
Mm-hmm.
to replace it for us, huh?
Give me a shout when you're free to hang, all right?
No, we're fine.
- You want to come? - Ah, no, I'm supposed
for the homeless.
and her not givin' a shit about me,
to avoid being human scum.
- Thank you very much. - Great job, Frank!
She just wants you to make an effort.
Sierra, when she's not busy, but she's busy a lot.
with the nice butt cushion.
We've been overcrowded on our off shifts,
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
Ugh. Nah, you're right.
Anybody who's really rich, owns something.
How do you guys stay afloat?
Here. Uh, Jesus.
What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?
It sucks ass, but...
perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,
I'm gonna have to shoot you.
- Hey. - Hey.
You... you, uh...
I have a... several silicone cocks for fucking.