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She's gonna send you home.

We tracked his phone to this house.

knowing you won't report it.

- Shit! - What, Alice?

Sorry, I did a little bit of it.

Who cares about towels right now?

The only thing that's changed is you.

- Okay, okay, okay, 0K3)'- - Okay.

- Great idea. - Yeah, I like that.

the bond of friendship that we all have.

So, I will see you at Nussbaum's at 10:00.

- Oh, my God. - No! Come on! No!

Feel free to gel.

- And it's, like, all my fault. - No, no.

To your memories.

You ladies are lucky.

It's good to see you, too.

- Balls! - Jesus Christ.

You're doing so good!

- Drop it. - Damn it.

I'm black, in case any of you have forgotten.

I said I don't want to talk about it.

Let's do the dump.

if some guy was skeezing us out and we wanted to be saved.

No, no, I'm sorry.

Me, too. What's the tape?

Jess, guy says that we can drive his Lambo.

I knew this weekend was a terrible idea.

First was full, I had to ride business. It was disgusting.

And I'll never forget

I have been waiting for this moment since the first day of freshman year.

Thank you. Thanks.

No, I'm good. Thanks.

- Yeah. - Oh, my God, Jess.

I have changed.

I was kind of hoping that we could make it an early night.

- I am not... - Get your hands against the wall!

All right, we're gonna drive to the alligator bog, dump the body.

Enough with my bachelorette itinerary.

Turn off the fucking music!

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Oh, my God.

These are real problems that our community is facing.

It's a heteronormative thing that girls do.

wake up the G-string guy, tell him he hit his head really hard.

Oh, my God, wear a good bra.

-where'd he put it? - I told you, we don't know.

"Look at me, I'm Frankie. I live in a storage unit.

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- Yeah, go. Please, go. - Okay. Okay.

- Nope. - Okay.

And when I left for college, my mom was worried about me.

-and get a hobby, you know? - Well, it could help, right?

But we know that's not what this was about.

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- I got you chicken cashew nut, extra nut. - No.

Well, well, well.

Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your feet are Noone you are first to say

- You want us in the picture or not'? - Do you guys want us in the photo...

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- Do we argue? - We bicker. Yeah, we bicker.

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Okay, you guys, you guys, we have to move this guy

it's going everywhere.

Keep it moving. We're a thing.

It's not cheating if it's with a prostitute. Technically.

I think it's the body on top.

Oh, please, God, please don't let this happen.

He's gonna follow us around for the rest of our lives.

for, like, jerking off later, whatever.

- You better get back. Yeah. - Stop.

And I have to email the Herald.

- Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. - Stop, stop, stop.

- Oh, my God. - Please.

sort of, like, no longer in trouble?

Let's play it by ear.

We have to think of something. Come on.

Man, it smells like barf over here.

Yeah. Well, we only have 55 hours,

Lift him up with your legs. Lift with your legs.

- You mean DivaCups. - No, no, David.

Do you guys want to come up?

Did you bring a CD or anything?

- We're together. - No.

And I thought your bridal shower was a nightmare.

Do you want to...

I swear to God, he's getting heavier every time.

and I'm gonna go masturbate in the shower and go to sleep.

Let's just get married. Let's get married this weekend.

- Yeah. - Maybe they need our help.

He sexually assaulted eight women.

- We love you, Jess! - I'm sorry, too.

You know I'm running for public office! How could you do this to me?

She doesn't always recognize me anymore, but when I show her those old photos,

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- I love you guys. - We love you.

- Thank you. - Hi.

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Whatever. We all have HPV.

No, we all moved the body.

you introduced me as your friend.

- Take a picture of us? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, you guys.

These zip ties are really starting to hurt.

- What? Who's that? - Hi!

You know what? I'll just tell the cops it was just me.

We've got to do this.

Well, you know what?

Michelle, she was obsessed with Nickelback.

It's a big fucking accident.

I guess I never should have planned such a nice weekend for you.

Not quick enough. You got to sad astronaut.

Just hold one second.

It's just sort of like, little bit racist

we don't know who this man is.

We're fluent in body language.

- Come on in. - Very funny.