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Thank you.
No, no, no. You're being too loud.
This certainly gets me in the mood.
Don't give me shit.
We got rid of the body. We just have to get rid of the footage, that's all.
We can't just chop him up.
- Yes! - I killed another person.
Am I right?
- Fuck you. - Now.
No, hey, hey. hey!
We were right to kill him!
Oh, my gosh. So we're in the clear!
Skype is a free video calling app.
- No. No, Jess. - Yeah.
GO, Q0,
- That doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just so exhausted.
No.
- Three! - Okay.
About what? The wedding?
I'm just, like, voicing what some people are thinking,
Cool, cool, cool.
- I killed a guy. - It's okay.
Good evening, Officer.
I have, like, a 25-minute-ish interview.
- Why don't you put her in a cage? - She is in a cage.
You shoot anyone who moves.
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Only thing is, though,
Drive safe. Have fun at your bachelor party, okay?
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- Oh, God. There is a taxi. - Oh, no, no.
Yes. More than ever I want to get married. I love you.
Girls, girls.
because I'm actually Australian and a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
Hey, Alice.
That's the end.
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That looks really bad.
- I will not be your drug mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop.
- I want up! I want up! I want up! - You deserve it.
- Charlie! - You stay. I'm bringing him to you.
- Hey, man. - Hey.
We killed a guy! And it was right!
- I just... I love her. - I don't know about that.
- Let's see it. - It's ridiculous.
Up to 15 years in prison.
- What? - No, this guy came over.
- Yes! - Alice, you rock!
- No way. - Yes.
Jess, come on. Come on.
Janine!
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This Montepulciano is majestic and rebellious.
What's that on your face?
- I love you. - I love you, too, dude.
Well, just 'cause I'm between places...
- Blair. - What?
I have a sort of a sense of these things.
- Yeah, think so. - All right.
- You're obsessed with me. - We love you.
You didn't plan this weekend for me.
Slow down.
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
No...
-so I got this. - Charlie?
You know what? I'm actually getting married.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah!
No, thank you.
Bride-to-be bathrobe for our lovely Jess,
- Let me get a little more. - Yep.
- No, no. Please. - Up!
Absolutely not.
Okay, yes. This is the stripper I ordered.
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Crazy. - God, that was three years ago, then.
Sounds like self-defense to me, right?
Yeah, but this way no one can definitively ID our face.
Even if we don't get charged with this tampering with evidence thing,
- Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea.
- I got it. - I'm done.
Alice.
- She's here for a bachelorette party. - That is crazy.
Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.
- What the fuck was that? - This guy, it's another thing.
You just say "tampon," and they run.
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- Yeah. That's the real stripper in there. - The actual guy...
before the neighbors return to eat Blair out again.
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
so we know exactly what to say during the interrogation.
Babe. It's for you.
The Watch (2012)
First layer, off.
I'm not even supposed to be out of the state right now.
Unless it's asked for.
That's how she remembers me.
- That's not true! - It is true.
- Yes! - I need more time.
- That sounded like a gunshot. - Yeah.
We're in Florida, Alice.
- Let's go! Okay! - Let's do it.
- Don't put that on me. - Check you out.
- Stop. - Are you home safe? You never called.
- God. - Oh, my God.
Shit, Shit, shit.
- Yes. - Do we?
What?
And you were right, I need to stop living in the past
-and you have the key. - What are you talking about?
- Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - God.
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But I'm loud. I'm a screamer.
Stop being a stupid fucking cunt and do a little fucking cocaine!
- Really? - Yeah.
'Cause your friends are there by your side
Good evening, Officer.
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I am about to lose my fucking shit.
I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.
- You fucking what? - What?
Yeah? All right.
- There's more people here? - The real stripper.
He was on the team that defended Bernie Madoff.
That does not mean she cheated.
- Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party.
- What? - And locked them in there,
Frankie, do you have a tampon?
It's okay. I'm just gonna take some of this bread from the bread basket.
- Who is that guy? - We could get rid
I don't want to wait. Everyone I love is right here.
I am taking a passive stance.
He could be part of a cartel that's gonna cut off our toes
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You're all dead. All of you.
He does not suck. You should totally marry him.
I had to pry my ankle monitor off with a shoehorn to get here!
- That's so nice. - It is so good,
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You got us through the Wendy's drive-through
Put your hands where I can see them.
on things that could literally ruin my career.