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GO, Q0,
- Yes! - Alice, you rock!
That looks really bad.
- Let's see it. - It's ridiculous.
- Oh, my God. Crazy. - God, that was three years ago, then.
Frankie, do you have a tampon?
Jess, come on. Come on.
Am I right?
- No way. - Yes.
- Who is that guy? - We could get rid
- Let me get a little more. - Yep.
- I just... I love her. - I don't know about that.
I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.
I have a sort of a sense of these things.
-and you have the key. - What are you talking about?
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- Really? - Yeah.
About what? The wedding?
No, no, no. You're being too loud.
- That doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just so exhausted.
I'm not even supposed to be out of the state right now.
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
This Montepulciano is majestic and rebellious.
- That's not true! - It is true.
Yes. More than ever I want to get married. I love you.
- Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party.
- Yeah, think so. - All right.
Don't give me shit.
- Yes. - Do we?
Unless it's asked for.
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Only thing is, though,
- Let's go! Okay! - Let's do it.
'Cause your friends are there by your side
We can't just chop him up.
Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.
He does not suck. You should totally marry him.
I'm just, like, voicing what some people are thinking,
- Three! - Okay.
- I killed a guy. - It's okay.
- What the fuck was that? - This guy, it's another thing.
That's the end.
- Oh, God. There is a taxi. - Oh, no, no.
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Good evening, Officer.
- No, no. Please. - Up!
- That's so nice. - It is so good,
You just say "tampon," and they run.
Good evening, Officer.
Girls, girls.
Put your hands where I can see them.
He could be part of a cartel that's gonna cut off our toes
This certainly gets me in the mood.
Thank you.
-so I got this. - Charlie?
Bride-to-be bathrobe for our lovely Jess,
Well, just 'cause I'm between places...
- Charlie! - You stay. I'm bringing him to you.
- What? - No, this guy came over.
Sounds like self-defense to me, right?
Even if we don't get charged with this tampering with evidence thing,
But I'm loud. I'm a screamer.
- Don't put that on me. - Check you out.
No, hey, hey. hey!
- Oh, shit. - Yeah!
You're all dead. All of you.
Babe. It's for you.
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- Why don't you put her in a cage? - She is in a cage.
You shoot anyone who moves.
Alice.
First layer, off.
- God. - Oh, my God.
Slow down.
because I'm actually Australian and a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
Janine!
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
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Stop being a stupid fucking cunt and do a little fucking cocaine!
- She's here for a bachelorette party. - That is crazy.
Shit, Shit, shit.
- Yeah. That's the real stripper in there. - The actual guy...
- Yes! - I killed another person.
- You fucking what? - What?
Okay, yes. This is the stripper I ordered.
Skype is a free video calling app.
You got us through the Wendy's drive-through
- I love you. - I love you, too, dude.
- You're obsessed with me. - We love you.
That does not mean she cheated.
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- Yes! - I need more time.
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We got rid of the body. We just have to get rid of the footage, that's all.
- There's more people here? - The real stripper.
so we know exactly what to say during the interrogation.
- I will not be your drug mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop.
Hey, Alice.
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No.
- No. No, Jess. - Yeah.
Yeah? All right.
That's how she remembers me.
- Blair. - What?
- Hey, man. - Hey.
We were right to kill him!
- Stop. - Are you home safe? You never called.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea.
You know what? I'm actually getting married.
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Up to 15 years in prison.
Yeah, but this way no one can definitively ID our face.
No, thank you.
before the neighbors return to eat Blair out again.
Absolutely not.
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I don't want to wait. Everyone I love is right here.
on things that could literally ruin my career.
Cool, cool, cool.
It's okay. I'm just gonna take some of this bread from the bread basket.
No...
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I am taking a passive stance.
- Fuck you. - Now.
I am about to lose my fucking shit.
What?
I have, like, a 25-minute-ish interview.
Drive safe. Have fun at your bachelor party, okay?
And you were right, I need to stop living in the past
- I got it. - I'm done.
He was on the team that defended Bernie Madoff.
- Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - God.
What's that on your face?
- That sounded like a gunshot. - Yeah.
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- I want up! I want up! I want up! - You deserve it.
You didn't plan this weekend for me.
Oh, my gosh. So we're in the clear!
We killed a guy! And it was right!
- What? - And locked them in there,
I had to pry my ankle monitor off with a shoehorn to get here!
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We're in Florida, Alice.