Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you text my cell phone immediately.
I love you so much. Please call me. Bye.
Make her feel special.
I know.
Do you not like my dick?
And he's not part of an escort company, you know?
We're gonna return the Smart car,
Congratulations to State Senator Jess Thayer!
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Okay.
- Good to meet you, too. - This is so perfect.
- No, no, no. - Oh, my God.
I'm running for office.
I do.
Are you sure you want to watch the hulk, (2003)
- Simultaneously. - That was, like, in the name of Jess.
A white dude is dead at the hands of a bunch of women.
Okay. Yeah.
Fuck, yeah!
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- I'm fine, Morn. - Oh, my God.
So, what do you think, Uncle Jack?
I thought that I was making people's lives better,
The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission.
No one's ever said that to me before.
Hello!
I bet he's going to fluff his junk!
Okay. Oh, my God, amazoir.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-"I'm saving the world." - You know what?
Now, by the power vested in me
This is so stupid.
- Wait, wait, let me send it. Send, send, send. - Put it down.
Oh, my God. How did this guy get here?
we're gonna talk about this self-wax thing later.
Only two cups left.
Mommy, do you have to go to Miami?
I could feel her pulling away, but I thought it was work.
- I absolutely can't do it. - Come on, Jess!
Jess, do you still want to get married?
It's happening. God, you make me red-hot.
- Well, what can we do? - Are we on an open line here, girls?
- Pizza! Pizza! - Yes, yes, yes.
Please. She rents this house out.
Yeah, so, I call. She picks up.
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Good luck, man.
- Build a wall. - I just, like, don't...
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How do you look this flawless getting off a plane?
If Jess hooked up with a Spanish speaker, you're gonna want to reason with him.
You are peeing.
Let's get some diapers.
Your house is so...
- And one for Papa Bear. - It burns. All right.
- Is it the one that's circled in big red? - Yeah.
You had a bridal shower?
This child is not my son.
Fuck!
When she first asked me out, I thought it was a prank.
I'm more of a middle seat guy myself, but...
but you're a six and she's a...
She was inside me.
- Hang up. Hang up. - Yeah, I am.
I'm not even with them!
No, we're, like, completely free.
- Oh, my God! - Is that Peter?
- Oh, my God, are you okay? - Dude. Come on. Come on.
Then you got to sad astronaut, bro.
Okay, guys, no one responded to my emails
I just have to print out those itineraries for the city council meeting.
What?
Hi. I'm Jessica Thayer, and I'm running for state senate.
- Safe home! - What the fuck is going on in here?
I'm so sorry. I got stuck at the office.
- I know, I know. - Okay, I'm going to grab a chair.
Al Gore is guest-lecturing next semester.
They're gonna separate us into little cells,
Oh, God! No!
- The owner is coming towards the house. - Oh, God.
We are turning ourselves in and that's the end.
- I mean, we don't want to. - No, of course we don't want to.
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Nothing. It's... I don't know.
- Yeah. - Okay, I got it.
- Here's some cash. - Again, a burner phone,
- Yeah, I'd go for a slice. One second. - I'll have a slice. Yeah.
And she's my best friend, and she's good and kind.
That story about you and your friends taking out those criminals is everywhere!
- Peter. Hi. - Hey.
so it's definitely a possibility.
Yes.
Here.
even though I told you it was culturally insensitive?
- You want to get Jess back, right? - Yeah.
You want the meth or not?
Yeah, we'll just, we'll clean up a dead stripper, cool.
but I really just don't want to have a party weekend right now.
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He could have been a scientist that was gonna cure cancer or something.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
which means you're guilty of accessory after the fact,
- Oh, God. - No.
What a story this'll be.
- Are you kidding me? - Shit!
who cooked his girlfriend and ate her.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - He can hear you.
You guys, you guys, you guys, wait, wait, wait. One second.
because you're so busy with Peter and the campaign
Yeah, right. What?
- It's extra-strength, bitch! - Somebody call an ambulance!
You fucking...
Jess, you were supposed to catch me.
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They were designed by my neighbor, David,
This is a big house.
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- What's on my head? - This is it.
She's going really fast.
- What's next? - We should get the fuck out of here.
You're a goddess. You're literally a goddess.
- We did good. - Got it.
And she was in love with another astronaut named Will.
No, we are innocent, because this was an accident, you guys.
Yeah, white women.
Ideas?
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to Romano's Macaroni Grill.
Looking forward to your vote on November 3.
You ready?
Castelucci Pizza.
I'll leave you alone from now on.
What day of your flow are you on?
- Shit. - Somebody answer the door.
I don't know. I mean, who knows if it will work out?
Yeah, but you're never to blame, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
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You know what would be really, really sexy?
and we're listening to some remastered Fleetwood Mac.
This is so weird, you guys, because it's sort of like
Stripper's here!
Alice.
and it's already got 10,000 retweets.
- Oh, my God, he's... - Yeah. Yeah.
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- I just want to get my real estate license! - Shut up.
- I need one. - Yup.
- I bet. - We'd love for you to join us.
Shut up! I will eat some keemstar alex is a stupid nigger the movie for dinner!
It's Alice. I forgot to call her back.
We're not in college anymore, and things do change.
This house represents everything I hate.