Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's Alice. I forgot to call her back.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Only two cups left.
Alice.
No, we are innocent, because this was an accident, you guys.
If Jess hooked up with a Spanish speaker, you're gonna want to reason with him.
- Pizza! Pizza! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - He can hear you.
- Is it the one that's circled in big red? - Yeah.
So, what do you think, Uncle Jack?
- Oh, my God! - Is that Peter?
You are peeing.
You had a bridal shower?
- I just want to get my real estate license! - Shut up.
This is so stupid.
We're gonna return the Smart car,
Oh, my God. How did this guy get here?
- Yeah, I'd go for a slice. One second. - I'll have a slice. Yeah.
we're gonna talk about this self-wax thing later.
She was inside me.
- Shit. - Somebody answer the door.
Hi. I'm Jessica Thayer, and I'm running for state senate.
The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission.
I'm running for office.
That story about you and your friends taking out those criminals is everywhere!
- What's on my head? - This is it.
Make her feel special.
you text my cell phone immediately.
- The owner is coming towards the house. - Oh, God.
- Oh, my God, he's... - Yeah. Yeah.
I'll leave you alone from now on.
Mommy, do you have to go to Miami?
Please. She rents this house out.
You're a goddess. You're literally a goddess.
What?
Looking forward to your vote on November 3.
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Fuck!
- I know, I know. - Okay, I'm going to grab a chair.
I thought that I was making people's lives better,
A white dude is dead at the hands of a bunch of women.
Okay, guys, no one responded to my emails
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How do you look this flawless getting off a plane?
Then you got to sad astronaut, bro.
I do.
- Well, what can we do? - Are we on an open line here, girls?
- Simultaneously. - That was, like, in the name of Jess.
- Build a wall. - I just, like, don't...
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What day of your flow are you on?
- I bet. - We'd love for you to join us.
You know what would be really, really sexy?
And he's not part of an escort company, you know?
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- Yeah. - Okay, I got it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Good luck, man.
- Safe home! - What the fuck is going on in here?
This is a big house.
Here.
Yeah, we'll just, we'll clean up a dead stripper, cool.
I'm so sorry. I got stuck at the office.
I just have to print out those itineraries for the city council meeting.
Nothing. It's... I don't know.
- Here's some cash. - Again, a burner phone,
- We did good. - Got it.
You want the meth or not?
and it's already got 10,000 retweets.
to Romano's Macaroni Grill.
- I'm fine, Morn. - Oh, my God.
What a story this'll be.
Jess, do you still want to get married?
Do you not like my dick?
Let's get some diapers.
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I love you so much. Please call me. Bye.
You fucking...
- Oh, God. - No.
This child is not my son.
Shut up! I will eat some keemstar alex is a stupid nigger the movie for dinner!
Now, by the power vested in me
You ready?
Castelucci Pizza.
I know.
Yeah, so, I call. She picks up.
Your house is so...
- Good to meet you, too. - This is so perfect.
I don't know. I mean, who knows if it will work out?
Yeah, white women.
It's happening. God, you make me red-hot.
-"I'm saving the world." - You know what?
- Peter. Hi. - Hey.
which means you're guilty of accessory after the fact,
- No, no, no. - Oh, my God.
Al Gore is guest-lecturing next semester.
Fuck, yeah!
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay.
You guys, you guys, you guys, wait, wait, wait. One second.
And she's my best friend, and she's good and kind.
- Oh, my God, are you okay? - Dude. Come on. Come on.
- Are you kidding me? - Shit!
This is so weird, you guys, because it's sort of like
We are turning ourselves in and that's the end.
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He could have been a scientist that was gonna cure cancer or something.
Congratulations to State Senator Jess Thayer!
who cooked his girlfriend and ate her.
They were designed by my neighbor, David,
Hello!
When she first asked me out, I thought it was a prank.
This house represents everything I hate.
so it's definitely a possibility.
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
- What's next? - We should get the fuck out of here.
and we're listening to some remastered Fleetwood Mac.
Yeah, right. What?
No one's ever said that to me before.
- You want to get Jess back, right? - Yeah.
No, we're, like, completely free.
Ideas?
Oh, God! No!
- I need one. - Yup.
because you're so busy with Peter and the campaign
- And one for Papa Bear. - It burns. All right.
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Okay. Yeah.
Jess, you were supposed to catch me.
Yes.
And she was in love with another astronaut named Will.
Okay. Oh, my God, amazoir.
Stripper's here!
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Are you sure you want to watch the hulk, (2003)
They're gonna separate us into little cells,
I bet he's going to fluff his junk!
I could feel her pulling away, but I thought it was work.
but you're a six and she's a...
She's going really fast.
but I really just don't want to have a party weekend right now.
- It's extra-strength, bitch! - Somebody call an ambulance!
even though I told you it was culturally insensitive?
I'm not even with them!
- Wait, wait, let me send it. Send, send, send. - Put it down.
I'm more of a middle seat guy myself, but...
We're not in college anymore, and things do change.
- I absolutely can't do it. - Come on, Jess!
- I mean, we don't want to. - No, of course we don't want to.
- Hang up. Hang up. - Yeah, I am.
Yeah, but you're never to blame, right?