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Okay, Charlie. Come on.
- I know. - Nice to meet you.
- I'll hook you up. - Thanks.
Lisa found out and was pissed.
I didn't force you to do the drugs, Alice.
- Hello? - Jess, it's me.
- Guys... - Hi.
Get off the phone.
Then who did we kill?
'Cause I'm on a date with someone else, so...
Do you have any meth?
But remember, this is a stupid frat boy ritual, so...
- Yeah! - Right?
Do it, do it, do it.
Did not have time to self-wax, so it is like a jungle down there.
What the fuck? Oh, God.
- Oh, my goodness. - Sorry, we'll come back.
Damn it!
Like, she's planned it to the half hour.
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I smoked this bit of shoji root
I'm sorry, but you are always at work,
Yeah. He was on the run.
- How do you know that? - Zillow.
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Oh, my God!
you wouldn't let me talk to anybody else. That's why.
- Do you want to dance, Pippa? - Yeah, okay.
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- Every damn weekend with this! - Stop! She's already peeing.
Bye.
Okay.
Smiliest face.
- Jess. - Are you okay?
- Tell me everything. - I'm dying.
Dude, this is, like, the third girlfriend that's cheated on you.
and she drove straight from Houston to Orlando
Yaw. Yes'.!
- Yes, dude. Yes. Awesome. - Okay, okay.
- That's so sweet. - No pressure.
- Yeah. - Sure.
- Ag reed? - Yes.
I just want to hang out with you guys.
Stop saying "body" so many times.
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Sorry.
The whole house is made out of glass.
Yes. He said, "I'm sorry, wrong dick pic,"
Bob
- Yes. - Yo, yo.
Key-
Oh, my God, you broke up with me, don't even start with that.
Why didn't you tell me'?
- Good idea. - That's actually a good point.
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It's Malcolm X.
I bet you are.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Jess.
I though you are ancestors.
I think it was two summers ago
Oh, my gosh.
You need to masturbate more. You're, like, severely horny.
The Wallace 5th Floor Girls are back together again!
They want to have a beer with him.
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It started with him brushing my hair...
I'm just making sure nothings broken.
- They're serious. - Go. Go, go, downstairs.
Not until everything is sorted out.
He's definitely on something. Like bath salts.
- Alice, what the hell are you doing, man? - Sorry.
Jess, if you are working,
- Four, five, six, seven, eight... - He doesn't have a pulse.
- Oh, God, he would! - This vintage remote is so confusing.
I like that.
How do you do it?
I mean, my mom did say to lock that down as soon as possible.
- One second. - I'm gonna smack your face.
Yes!
How are you?
It's too soapy, right'?
- I can't do it, Jess. - Look...
You guyS Skype?
Eating is the number one way people deal with stress, okay?
- That is a reality. - No, we killed somebody.
May I?
You are all correct!
Oh, my God, I can't. I can't with the guilt. Please.
Eat me out. It's a fruit, Kiwi.
- Thank you. - Got one. Here we go.
God, it is so warm.
- Shit! Damn it! - Is that our guy?
Oh, God.
- Smart. - Yeah, good idea.
I'm famished.
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- I'm down. - Okay.
It's super strong, but it is expired, so...
- Yes! - Get that!
And he dies
Everyone in America really does have a gun!
- Oh, my God! - Frankie!
- I am, too. - What? Shut up!
- We need everyone's brain on this, so... - Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
I think we're done. Check, please!
- A prostitute? - And we were drunk,
- I have no control over this. - Pippa.
- So everyone's in? Yep? - Dope, dope, dope.
- So, we're good. - Almost, except I probably have HPV now.
She says something really bad happened with a prostitute.
- You should... - No, I know what Skype is.
It was so hard to get extra nut.