Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give me those. Give me those.
Everyone else at this college is sloppy and gross.
Lisa Marie Nowak was an astronaut.
Like we killed someone.
- Okay! Here we go. - Do it.
It's toast, toast time.
Well, we did clean the entire house and never came across his coat or phone,
Oh, no. Jesus, no. No, no, no.
Yeah, this isn't some girl, this is Jess. I'm not gonna get over her, you know?
God, I'm so tired.
in Australia, so I got confused.
Yes!
And self-waxing is not weird.
- I'm done. - There we go.
Oh, my God, he's gonna eat our faces.
- Interesting. - She's showing off. To me.
- I killed a guy today. - Okay, okay.
- I just need to get to my phone. - Get back! Get back!
Oh, my God, did you hear Alice is making us go to a foam party?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
God, I thought you weighed him down.
America. Already?
Looked like he could, like, wash his car as a hobby activity.
She sounds very strange.
- Babe, I got to go. - All right.
It was be-gorgeous!
Sort of like two large snakes pointing down to a penis.
- All right. - There's got to be a fuse box.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Right? - Yes.
- What's up, dude? What are you doing? - What?
- But I can ID him by his member. - Cool. Okay.
-80 bucks. -80 dollars...
I'm sure somebody else left it here accidentally.
What the... All right, sir, I'm gonna ask you to get out of the vehicle.
I want that.
-()h, my God, you really want to know why? - Yes! I do!
- Great. - Perfect.
Actually, I noticed that you guys have these cameras outside and it's always been
Ladies, it's really important that you try to remember any details.
Hey, it's Blair. Don't leave a message.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 167 = 2672
I do not monopolize your time, Jess!
I mean, I don't have HPV.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Keep it in there. - That's better. That's better.
The house is made of glass. He can see in.
And yes, I did get a little drunk and ate some of that dry.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Popopopopopo with old spice
- It wasn't a big deal, man. - Peter.
Opening To TWO WORLDS MANATEE and LIONFISH 2006 DVD
He is a stripper, but then also an escort.
- Okay. - And he did have this, like, deep
I love you, girls
Tightly, tightly closed.
Beauty, Jess!
Alice, not by doing them!
You kill him with your friends
What's Advil gonna do, Alice?
Yeah, but kick their ass!
Okay, so we got to get this burner phone from a convenience store.
- How much did you tip? -20%.
and then he tweeted out another one.
What happened?
I don't want a stripper!
Does anybody know CPR?
- Wait, what? - Totally.
I don't even want to go. I just...
- Kiwi. - I can't 'cause I am vegan.
Okay.
Jess!
Sleep now.
- Let's get the fuck out of here. - God!
Yikes, dude.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know, they keep out the riffraff.
Would some more cocaine make you feel better?
Okay? So let's just get the body out of sight,
You will arrive at your destination in 45 minutes.
Shit!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Oh, shit! - Shit!
- Jesus Christ. - It's not that bad.
So I don't know what's happening.
and changing your Brita filters or whatever it is you white people do,
Okay. "You are not your father's daughters but mothers unto your own."
I mean, it was an accident.
Okay, the stripper's here, he's alive.
- Tie them up now. - Let's go!
to, like, kidnap the Air Force... It's... The story gets dark quick.
instead of just talking about the old ones.
No, no, no, don't make it.
Okay, now put on these fucking sashes.
And I knew everything was gonna be okay.
Jess, that was really harsh.
- Hello? - The beach is nice.
Fuckin' shit chair!
The keys were taped to the handcuffs, you fucking idiot.
And why did you feel the need to reach over and try to undo my seat belt
Malcolm and I separated six months ago.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Okay, what is that? - That's nothing to me.
Paper towels! Somebody get paper towels!
Cool, so back to our life-changing emergency?
- Hello.
and I am going to find them.
Let's get you on Tinder right now, so you can start on a rebound.
What? It wasn't.
Okay, chill out. You're from Brentwood,
Also, I wrote you a card. But don't read it now, read it later.
- Deep breath. -"I killed a guy."
You guys! The gun!
- Here, give me the gun. - It was morning...
We promise to spend the rest of our lives trying to be better people.
Well, I don't know! I don't know what to do!
It's, like, down there.
- What about your parents? - My parents aren't gonna care. They eloped.
- What is going on there? - Pippa!
Okay? You monopolize my time
- Yes. Great. Thank you. - You're welcome.
50 happy to see you. - Okay.
No, you actually did tell me.
The party starts now.
So it does go faster?
Fuck.
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your feet are Noone you are first to say
and then we'll have the rest of our lives together, so it's fine.
Alice, please. Please, can we drop it'?
- Do you want my leftovers? - Oh, shoot. We just finished.
Blair, I would neverjudge you for something like that.
Jay double-crossed us,
Hey, Blair.
- Okay. - Come on, Jess!
- No. No, I didn't. - No? It's all right.
- That's good. Right? - Yeah.
Oh, God.