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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey, Blair.
Okay, so we got to get this burner phone from a convenience store.
You will arrive at your destination in 45 minutes.
The party starts now.
- Deep breath. -"I killed a guy."
Oh, no. Jesus, no. No, no, no.
-80 bucks. -80 dollars...
We promise to spend the rest of our lives trying to be better people.
Yes!
Well, I don't know! I don't know what to do!
Opening To TWO WORLDS MANATEE and LIONFISH 2006 DVD
Actually, I noticed that you guys have these cameras outside and it's always been
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It was be-gorgeous!
- Okay. - And he did have this, like, deep
and I am going to find them.
- Here, give me the gun. - It was morning...
What? It wasn't.
Malcolm and I separated six months ago.
- Tie them up now. - Let's go!
- Yes. Great. Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Jesus Christ. - It's not that bad.
- Keep it in there. - That's better. That's better.
Blair, I would neverjudge you for something like that.
The keys were taped to the handcuffs, you fucking idiot.
Sleep now.
- Do you want my leftovers? - Oh, shoot. We just finished.
You guys! The gun!
Everyone else at this college is sloppy and gross.
Lisa Marie Nowak was an astronaut.
Also, I wrote you a card. But don't read it now, read it later.
Well, we did clean the entire house and never came across his coat or phone,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- No. No, I didn't. - No? It's all right.
- I'm done. - There we go.
No, you actually did tell me.
- Right? - Yes.
Okay, chill out. You're from Brentwood,
- What is going on there? - Pippa!
God, I'm so tired.
- Great. - Perfect.
Like we killed someone.
So it does go faster?
I want that.
- Wait, what? - Totally.
What the... All right, sir, I'm gonna ask you to get out of the vehicle.
And yes, I did get a little drunk and ate some of that dry.
I'm sure somebody else left it here accidentally.
I mean, it was an accident.
- Babe, I got to go. - All right.
You know, they keep out the riffraff.
Would some more cocaine make you feel better?
- But I can ID him by his member. - Cool. Okay.
Oh, my God, did you hear Alice is making us go to a foam party?
It's, like, down there.
You kill him with your friends
Oh, my God, he's gonna eat our faces.
instead of just talking about the old ones.
Give me those. Give me those.
Alice, please. Please, can we drop it'?
- What's up, dude? What are you doing? - What?
Fuck.
Yeah, this isn't some girl, this is Jess. I'm not gonna get over her, you know?
- I killed a guy today. - Okay, okay.
- Oh, shit! - Shit!
- It wasn't a big deal, man. - Peter.
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your feet are Noone you are first to say
- Okay, what is that? - That's nothing to me.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 167 = 2672
Jess, that was really harsh.
Jay double-crossed us,
I don't want a stripper!
Yeah, but kick their ass!
America. Already?
Sort of like two large snakes pointing down to a penis.
What's Advil gonna do, Alice?
Alice, not by doing them!
and then we'll have the rest of our lives together, so it's fine.
And I knew everything was gonna be okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And why did you feel the need to reach over and try to undo my seat belt
Cool, so back to our life-changing emergency?
The house is made of glass. He can see in.
What happened?
Paper towels! Somebody get paper towels!
I do not monopolize your time, Jess!
I love you, girls
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
to, like, kidnap the Air Force... It's... The story gets dark quick.
No, no, no, don't make it.
Okay, the stripper's here, he's alive.
Let's get you on Tinder right now, so you can start on a rebound.
Looked like he could, like, wash his car as a hobby activity.
Tightly, tightly closed.
I don't even want to go. I just...
in Australia, so I got confused.
So I don't know what's happening.
Okay, now put on these fucking sashes.
Okay. "You are not your father's daughters but mothers unto your own."
- Kiwi. - I can't 'cause I am vegan.
It's toast, toast time.
Yikes, dude.
Oh, God.
- How much did you tip? -20%.
Popopopopopo with old spice
He is a stripper, but then also an escort.
and then he tweeted out another one.
And self-waxing is not weird.
Jess!
and changing your Brita filters or whatever it is you white people do,
- Okay. - Come on, Jess!
- Let's get the fuck out of here. - God!
Okay? You monopolize my time
- Interesting. - She's showing off. To me.
- Okay! Here we go. - Do it.
God, I thought you weighed him down.
- Hello.
50 happy to see you. - Okay.
She sounds very strange.
- Hello? - The beach is nice.
- What about your parents? - My parents aren't gonna care. They eloped.
Shit!
Fuckin' shit chair!
- That's good. Right? - Yeah.
Does anybody know CPR?
Okay.
Beauty, Jess!
Ladies, it's really important that you try to remember any details.
- I just need to get to my phone. - Get back! Get back!
-()h, my God, you really want to know why? - Yes! I do!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay? So let's just get the body out of sight,
Hey, it's Blair. Don't leave a message.
- All right. - There's got to be a fuse box.
I mean, I don't have HPV.