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you could hear the cocaine in Stevie's voice.
Please let me at least text Peter. I feel like he's totally freaking out right now.
- And then we're home free. - I love it. Yeah.
- Yeah. - No, never.
You will arrive in 25 minutes.
so she fired a warning shot,
I'm delegating!
Me?
Well, there was that one time.
- Well, I have a game on it that relaxes me. - Give it.
Every fuckin' day.
- Fuck! - Jesus!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Thanks, Alice. - Yeah.
- I've never even had a striptease. I mean... - Nope.
- Oh, my God! - Are you okay?
- So sorry. - Hi, girls.
Peter? Peter.
This is impossible, anybody can see into the house from the beach.
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates (2014)
His family could come seek revenge.
I don't want to do anything illegal tonight.
Gross. You sit down.
- What? - Jess, you're gonna win this thing.
when I was growing up, I didn't really have many friends.
- Be-cheers. - Cheers. Again.
What? What? What?
Do you think the neighbors called them? Maybe they got suspicious.
The coppers are gonna try to crack us, fucking pigs!
This is impossible. You can see in everywhere.
- What the... - Jesus!
Gosh, I can't believe you're getting married.
I'm telling you, she's got bigger problems than a wine stain
Sometimes
Hi, Alice.
and she went to jail for 20 years.
So, like, we're not gonna get in trouble for an accident.
- Okay, okay, okay, 0K3)'- - Okay.
You baby boomers are so demanding.
What is a human friendtipede?
Then you gotta “Sad Astronaut” it bro…
They're stronger than American dollars.
You hired a gigolo?
- Hello? - This is Banknorth.
Cute.
so I will do cocaine, yes.
- No. - Now!
Yeah, no, I definitely do, but I think the gas and the brake are different
What is that? What's going on, buddy?
I want that.
- I'm sorry. - Hey.
I'm not sure.
Jess, Wesson tweeted out another dick pic,
Popopopopopo with old spice
- Say, "Miami forever." - Forever.
- Here you go, sir. Thank you. - Thought I peed. I didn't pee.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Is he...
- Come on. - God!
- Thank you so much. - Hey.
Also no.
Hey, listen, do you want to suck my dick for 15 bucks?
Just the one.
He looks good, right?
Pass. I need more time.
- Hey, Alice, how's your morn? - Well, Alzheimer's is tough, but she's good.
9h, my God! Stop!
Hi.
How could you not invite me?
- Yeah! Yeah! - This is war!
I was coked up because you bought us drugs.
I fell asleep.
Let's just smile a little bit about it. Right? Smile more.
- Yeah. - We're still so close.
of him if we just had a car, you know?
It's a crime.
- No! - Janine, no!
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And so, I want to play it for you now.
and I'm not gonna open it, okay?
Can I see?
Okay.
Jess,
Where they're sewn together, mouth to anus, but it's with friends,
- I didn't know that. - Yes.
What'd you just say?
God damn it.
I don't understand, Wesson literally tweeted out a dick pic.
- Yeah, we're in an airport. - That was bad.
Cool.
- Alice, you can tag me. - Finally.
You're my baby...
- You only had to walk a straight line. - I know. I just followed my body.
Frankie, Blair, Alice.
You'll see your friends, you'll have fun.
- Alice! - Jesus.
- Holy shit! - My...
- Yeah, fuck 'em up! - Hey.
You know, I love those girls,
- Sorry. Our bad. - Sorry, everyone, bachelorette weekend.
Activism is a full-time job, but...
That's funny. That's the same thing, debating and arguing.
So, are we
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That's me. I'm Caucasian Alice.
"What have you been up to?"
But I'll take it.
- W hat? - W hat?
so that you could post a bunch of photos
- Hello! - Oh, my gosh. Shit!
NO! No!
This one's soft.
Okay, let's definitely call a lawyer, then.
I'm gonna do real time.
Yes.
- Right on! - Very nice to meet you.
When you kill a man