Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got my IUD taken out for Miami.
I didn't need your judgment.
Oh, my God, there's gonna be so many hot Miami babes.
Okay, get into places.
Like, with those weird little, like, paper strips?
He's dead.
I look like a princess, but I smell like a peasant.
Wait, is that John Mayer?
- Okay. - I don't want to get up.
Here we go. All right. All right, yes!
that I hope can sort of encapsulate
I've never done anything like that before in my life.
Guys, if I don't post a ton of pictures from this weekend,
Love, Alice.
I've written a song
Hey-
Yes!
she was so happy.
- No! No! No! - Janine, get out!
That'll work.
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Your bachelorette weekend.
Shut the fuck up! Don't move!
Jess, come on, dude.
We have detected unusual activity on your account.
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I know. That was nuts. Also, don't shoot anybody.
Da Da Da Da Da Ma DINGO!!!
I would not flirt with a happily married woman who broke my heart.
They have footage of us dumping the body.
to find the quickest way to Florida.
- Dude. Oh, God. - Jess?
Raise your glasses, Jess.
No! No, no, no.
keep your mouth closed tight.
She does.
Jess.
Well, not really. I mean...
But if anybody from the group disappears from the protest,
- Funky. - Thank you.
Holy shit!
And plus, my gym class is bungee jumping, so...
He's bleeding out. I can't stop the blood!
This bachelorette
Maybe life.
What are you talking about, "Explain"?
- We want those fucking diamonds now. - Look.
- Alice! - Oh, my God, stop it, please.
- She is so free-spirited. - Totally.
but, it's sort of like calling a Chinese person Japanese.
Three toasts is the limit tonight, though. You're cut off.
I though you are ancestors.
- Yes. Nice. High five, everyone. - Lovely.
You'll just have to jerk off as the Italians do.
I did it!
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Popopopopopo with old spice
- This is crazy. - I know.
- Another one? - One more.
What?
That means something really bad happened.
Yeah, he's really fine.
- Get in here. - You have?
She's very smart.
I am fully exhausted.
It's Jess.
Well, we're gonna try to keep it down.
All right, one, two, three.
Shut up.
Please. I'm telling you, it was just... It was for Peter's family.
Officer, I am cooperating. You see? Hello.
He was a stripper, like, a prostitute.
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We know he's in there.
Hurry up, man!
Real World, baby! Miami!
You naughty girl.
- Nope. - Dang.
- Let's do it. Right? - Yes.
Jesus, it's good.
how to hide that cat scratch on my face with that cover-up.
You guys have to get in.
I have some Advil. I'll get it out of my bag.
till after the election, and...
Three.
Fuck, it's his phone.
- What? - Fifteen?
To me and Jess.
Shit. Shit.
Well, technically, he's a prostitute.
Okay, come on.
- Okay. - Looks pretty good.
by GetOrdainedNow.net,
Right?
Let's stop talking about periods now.
Excuse me, bitch?
Not bad.
I'll leave you...
- Gross. - You're serious. Okay. Cool.
What's this all about?
It's okay.
- Excuse me, what? - Yeah, they don't work, like she said.
I would love a copy of the tape, you know,
- Do not answer that. - I have to.
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of our French girl from Turks and Caicos'?
- Take it. - Okay. Hello.
Wait a minute. You guys, wait a minute!
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- Oh, shit. - Oh, shit.
Not this brand! These leak!
A detoxifying mud mask.
You know, I forgot that one part. I'm so sorry.
That's great.
Maybe somebody else should go.
Fuck off. Only tampons, the best of tampons!
What?
and coked up, and I don't know what to do.
No, not that. That!
I know.
Oh, my God! Jet lag is insane, you guys.
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What? No.
Let me put something on.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
I got some pretty filthy music on my phone.
- Okay, why don't we... - I don't like it, I don't like it,
Close, you fuck.
Are you sure you want to watch Antz, (2006)
You take sips and you spit into a bucket.
- Get her back. - Thanks.
You don't know anything? Well, that smells like bullshit.
but you don't really drink it, you mostly spit.
Step aside, miss.
No, Dad! Just Because you're scared of that white men can't jump--
We can't talk to anybody until we consult with a lawyer.
- Someone is looking for this guy. - Oh, my God.
- No, it's nothing, that's... - So if you're inside your home,
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Like I told Rob Lowe,
Alice, I got to call you back.
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