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- We're fucked. - No.

Do me a favor, call me back. Let me know you're okay.

- No, no, no. - Okay.

Tulum, give her back her Kindle!

Honestly, I don't even know why we go to these stupid parties.

I think that room has bunk beds,

You go, baby girl. You go, you go get it.

- Like, what's her deal? - What, dude?

- Yeah. - On my 21st birthday, though,

Well, then, why would you not invite your best friend to your bridal shower?

You act like everybody's so stupid for not being a merciless asshole like you.

- Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered had a dick pic

when we came to visit you in your tree, right?

But I'm gonna miss you so much.

Women, this is my world. I will handle this. I got you.

We got to do something!

I'm gonna want to have sex.

And when I come back,

No, I meant none of us can go to jail.

Please tell me.

We are gonna be swimmin' in dick, girl!

This man is very dangerous.

Probably came here looking for cover.

- Water. - Wait, come here.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my gosh!

What? Why are they being asked that?

- Thank you! - All right.

Like, do you know how much my house is worth?

He's looking at me, right?

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my dad's getting us the chopper.

so I printed out the top 10 according to Yelp.

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We've committed what in Florida is known as a "good murder."

No, Dad! Just Because you're scared of that white men can't jump--

Okay, before we go,

The first flight out of Charleston gets in at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

I couldn't even make it through the first episode

So, Lisa decided to deal with it.

Even though she's a full-time teacher, I'm still like, "Get a job."

- How are you alive right now? - I don't know.

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I love you, too.

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I mean, does this thing go any faster'?

- What is that? - Where is it?

I used to use tampons, but now I use David cups.

Oh, shit! Peter!

- There's two stairs up here. - No!

- Is it that obvious? - Oh, my God. I'm too busy shopping, right?

Oh, my God, you guys, I'm gonna miss you so much next semester.

to not recognize the cultural differences there, you know?

- Is it really? - I love it.

That's what I was... I was using the code.

I'm a fucking sweetheart.

- Too much. - What? If it happens.

You guys, hold on. I don't know.

We hoped you were skinny-dipping.

Girl, I have had a day.

Your card has been suspended due to unusual activity.

And now to celebrate her win, we have a special request.

- Yep. Yep. - Yeah, okay.

- Oh, my God, that was horrendous. - What a nightmare.

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to a sex swing, Your Honor.

but my Wedding's off.

If you're looking for our cell phones, I locked them in this drawer

You guys, you guys, you guys, male or female, though?

We're never gonna get rid of his body.

in the whole fucking world.

Hands. Move slow.

and let's get the party started.

Someone is trying to track the stripper's phone and it looks like they're...

- Oh, my God. - Yes, mam.

penis straws, penis sunglasses, penis sprinkles, penis gum,

Eating is the number one way people deal with stress, okay?

Jesus, Frankie.

let's get Jess a stripper!

snap, and we're back up.

Sir, I'm sorry.

- What is that? - What's happening?

- Yes! - But we cannot photograph the crime scene.

Let's go! Come on. You, too. Move it.

me when i am making new logos no joke

Oh, God! There's only one cups left.

Officer, I can explain.

Look, if Wesson wins, he's literally gonna cut every single program

You knowingly tampered with the scene,

Well, look, we'll have all of senior year together,

I know you want it, you little slut.

And even though we don't get to see you all the time

That's all that matters.

- Oh, God. Oh, God. - Do you have it'?

I love you, Pippa!

You have a cell phone?

Well, we'll try not to.

if she wants to sell this place for 3.4 in this market.

Okay, listen...

But Blair went?

but I forgot about the people that make my life better, and that's you guys.

I was so close. Peter.

'Cause I got to do stuff.

'cause you don't even make an effort to see me anymore.

Okay, no snags.

I already have my bags packed, actually, so...

Okay, okay, okay.

Are you okay? You all right?

She screamed "no" and then she hung up!

- No, no... Okay. All right. - No, no!

What are you talking about? She didn't have a bridal shower.

Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.

- Alice, stop. You look really pretty. - No, look!

-so it's special. - Come on now, Alice.

until one of you opens your fucking mouth!

- Are you a dancer or... - No.

The tape. The naughty tape we just made.

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Yeah, everything's great.

Can I get you a drink?

Yeah, she's fine. Look at her in the eyes.