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That's all that matters.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What? Why are they being asked that?
- Hey. - Hot.
I used to use tampons, but now I use David cups.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm a fucking sweetheart.
It is.
You're right.
We hoped you were skinny-dipping.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
-so it's special. - Come on now, Alice.
penis straws, penis sunglasses, penis sprinkles, penis gum,
Can I get you a drink?
'Cause I got to do stuff.
Look, if Wesson wins, he's literally gonna cut every single program
'cause you don't even make an effort to see me anymore.
I know you want it, you little slut.
if she wants to sell this place for 3.4 in this market.
You guys, you guys, you guys, male or female, though?
Cool!
Even though she's a full-time teacher, I'm still like, "Get a job."
but my Wedding's off.
but I forgot about the people that make my life better, and that's you guys.
All right.
- Yep. Yep. - Yeah, okay.
Honestly, I don't even know why we go to these stupid parties.
The first flight out of Charleston gets in at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.
to a sex swing, Your Honor.
Your card has been suspended due to unusual activity.
We got to do something!
No, I meant none of us can go to jail.
The tape. The naughty tape we just made.
Yeah, everything's great.
Damn it!
Oh, shit.
- What is that? - Where is it?
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so I printed out the top 10 according to Yelp.
- We're fucked. - No.
You knowingly tampered with the scene,
let's get Jess a stripper!
I heard you.
I couldn't even make it through the first episode
Like, do you know how much my house is worth?
But Blair went?
me when i am making new logos no joke
And even though we don't get to see you all the time
- Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered had a dick pic
We are gonna be swimmin' in dick, girl!
Well, then, why would you not invite your best friend to your bridal shower?
- Is it that obvious? - Oh, my God. I'm too busy shopping, right?
If you're looking for our cell phones, I locked them in this drawer
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snap, and we're back up.
Pip!
Women, this is my world. I will handle this. I got you.
I love you, Pippa!
Tulum, give her back her Kindle!
I mean, does this thing go any faster'?
Fuck her!
Okay, okay, okay.
NO joke!
Oh, my God, you guys, I'm gonna miss you so much next semester.
It's over.
and let's get the party started.
- Alice, stop. You look really pretty. - No, look!
He's looking at me, right?
- Thank you! - All right.
Well, we'll try not to.
Sir, I'm sorry.
Yeah!
Okay, listen...
- Like, what's her deal? - What, dude?
Popopopopopo with old spice
- What is that? - What's happening?
- Is it really? - I love it.
Thank you.
This man is very dangerous.
- Too much. - What? If it happens.
- Yes! - But we cannot photograph the crime scene.
000
Oh, shit! Peter!
Okay, before we go,
All right.
Let's go! Come on. You, too. Move it.
No.
We've committed what in Florida is known as a "good murder."
You guys, hold on. I don't know.
Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.
And now to celebrate her win, we have a special request.
Hands. Move slow.
Someone is trying to track the stripper's phone and it looks like they're...
Jesus, Frankie.
- Oh, my God, that was horrendous. - What a nightmare.
So, Lisa decided to deal with it.
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to not recognize the cultural differences there, you know?
Oh, God! There's only one cups left.
No, Dad! Just Because you're scared of that white men can't jump--
Officer, I can explain.
I think that room has bunk beds,
You act like everybody's so stupid for not being a merciless asshole like you.
until one of you opens your fucking mouth!
I already have my bags packed, actually, so...
- Yeah. - On my 21st birthday, though,
I know.
Please tell me.
Do me a favor, call me back. Let me know you're okay.
- There's two stairs up here. - No!
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in the whole fucking world.
- No, no... Okay. All right. - No, no!
my dad's getting us the chopper.
I love you, too.
But I'm gonna miss you so much.
What are you talking about? She didn't have a bridal shower.
- Oh, God. Oh, God. - Do you have it'?
- No, no, no. - Okay.
- One. - Two.
She screamed "no" and then she hung up!
Yeah, she's fine. Look at her in the eyes.
- How are you alive right now? - I don't know.
I'm gonna want to have sex.
- Water. - Wait, come here.
That's what I was... I was using the code.
Probably came here looking for cover.
You have a cell phone?
For womankind.
Girl, I have had a day.
And when I come back,
Eating is the number one way people deal with stress, okay?
I was so close. Peter.
Are you okay? You all right?
Okay, no snags.
Well, look, we'll have all of senior year together,
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, my God. - Yes, mam.
We're never gonna get rid of his body.
You go, baby girl. You go, you go get it.
- Are you a dancer or... - No.
when we came to visit you in your tree, right?