Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did anybody see me fall?
That's a direct quote from the Miami PD.
That's fine.
- I will. I love you. - Love you, too.
- Pippa. They're gone. Pippa. - They're moving out.
You are my friends
The business of pleasure?
That's a bad accident.
- Oh, shit. - I'm so sorry.
Yet we fight, you know? Yet we are strong!
- Yeah, girl! - Miami!
Time to call the police. Yeah?
- Well, I will. - Good. You should.
Just because I don't use Tom's of Maine deodorant, which,
Bachelorette kit time.
'Cause he's, like, so freaking jealous.
You're just such a good person.
Shots, shots, shots!
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your feet are?
- We gotta, right? - Yeah.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
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- Kiwi! You up? - Yeah. Yeah.
Like that time we took Xanax and slept for 16 hours.
And do you, Peter, take Jessica to be your wife?
you got to do a little bump, though, so I know that you're not a cop.
Don't know, but 60% is, like, a lot.
- Oh, my God, he's not breathing! - Shit!
Is that a good idea?
This country should be burned to the ground!
Okay. I get the middle.
- Yeah, I won't. - Let's go, let's do it.
Does it bend weird when it gets hard, or, like...
Thank you.
No, thank you so much. I just need gas money.
Yeah, you've been a little preoccupied, Jess.
Look, guys, we have to have realistic attitudes
We're really sorry.
Scrolling JANs, FSO, etc pages rn
- I know what this soiree needs. - What?
This never happened. Right?
If you didn't go to college with us, you're not in the routine.
No Joke
Yes.
So, I got meth.
They'll turn to crime.
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I love you, and you're my best friend.
- Hey, babe. - Hi. How's it going?
- Just go! - Okay, be careful, though.
So glad I didn't sell our passes to the foam party.
Actually,
and he took off with our score.
- What? - Blair.
This is Scotty with the Body.
she's here on a work visa,
They make it fun
Licorice.
I'll pick you up after school on Monday, okay, sweetie?
All right, come on, let's take a picture.
Pippa, my Australian friend from semester abroad.
And get out of here, she's mine now.
Oh, my God.
They should call you cuckoos instead of Kiwis.
I am sorry that I don't want to talk about
So she thinks I'm talking to her.
This Lambrusco is served...
There's nothing wrong with being a Kiwi, we all love Kiwis,
Your donor is a freak, Jess.
Open it up.
at O'Flaherty's 10 years ago!
Are we ready to get crazy?
Wait, wait, wait. I think we should call a lawyer first,
- That's better. - Oh, God!
So, still a no-go on the BJ, or...
- There's a nostalgia to it, you know? - Yes.
If you're gonna do another one, do it now,
- He's a prostitute? - No.
I've got you.
- Let's dump him, yeah? - Yeah, let's dump him.
In college, we would ask each other for tampons
You took them from us.
Totally.
Wait, you guys-
Wait. We should use a burner phone so there's no record.
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Bring all your girls up here. Grab 'em.
All right, baby girl. You go, baby girl.
- I'm gonna smack you in the face right now. - I'm not. I'm not.
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in his ad. No face.
Thanks, man.
What the...
Are you serious? That's amazing.
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We'll figure it out. She'll start on the couch.
Quiet, be quiet, be quiet. I just need to get my phone, okay?
After that, we didn't want to pay for the service.
about which club we were gonna go to,
Well, I'm not on my period.
I was never here! Never! Move!
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
That's not... I'm good.
Shut up! I will eat some white people used bearglove for dinner!
My biggest and only donor
No. I think we should probably let them do their thing, you know?
and do a bit of mindful meditation.
Well, if my snoring bothers her, she can take the couch.
- No, you can't. - Yes, yes.
- Peter! - You guys, what's happening back there?
Hold the door. Hang on one sec.
Hey, Alice, be careful swimming in all that dick.
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50,000 what?