Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How can I be of service to you?

- Hello? - Miami PD.

- You told everybody. - You started a group text.

Just be right back with that.

- No. Thank you. - Okay.

When I went home that summer

- Okay, that is a second vibrator. - Yeah, I have a few.

I can get it hard. Let's go, feet.

40 bucks. Not a cop. Come on.

it's gonna look suspicious.

- We're so lucky! - Get in here! Come here.

No, Lilo! Just Because you're scared of that white men can't jump--

We're gonna be interrogated?

These assailants are armed and they're dangerous.

We are supposed to pick up the keys from the neighbors.

She has a scary amount of time on her hands.

Look, we need a burner phone, okay?

Can I do your... Do you mind if I do your thing?

- W hat? - Alice.

- Go! Go, go. - Charlie? Here, boy!

- Yeah. - She was so intuitive.

This is a pizza shop, yeah?

so it's, like, so confusing.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Say "friendtipede."

We should turn ourselves in. We're guilty.

We can't get rid of his body in broad daylight, you guys.

I have the perfect place.

- Please? - No. What is with this place?

but she is incredible!

It's Pip! She's here!

- It's great. - Well, 60% of the focus group

- Oh, my God. - Playtime's over.

- I know. I feel the same way. - Yes!

This can still be the best weekend of our fucking lives!

- Self-wax? - Yeah.

All my best friends do.

I don't use Tom's deodorant...

In my dream, I remembered that there was this guy in Australia

- Oh, my God! - It is all happening!

Sir, I could wire you $50,000 right now if you just let us go, okay?

- Okay. - I forgot to call him when I got home.

You're right, I got to go to Miami, and I got to win her back.

- Alice. - Oh, my God.

about not spending time with you. How can I win?

I'm so excited to see you. It's been so long.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Give her the drinks. Go on. Girls, get up there.

- Whose dog is that? - Go away! Go away!

Jay's dead, and you expect me to believe that you guys don't know anything?

- Police! - Shit.

Next time we see each other, we can make new memories

Watch the couch.

I'm so stressed out.

- Oh, my God, Jess. - What?

- You've been at the office, like, nonstop. - I know.

I knew I shouldn't date out of my league, I knew it.

Why do you want the middle?

Are you all right?

Oh, my God, I love that.

- Let's do that. - You sure you're okay?

- Yeah, we got it. - There's two steps.

I don't have a shot! Your leg is in the way!

- What's this? - Leave.

a fantasy of mine to get caught on a security camera, so...

Wait, what does that mean?

- You need a tampon? - Maybe.

If we win this, we will be the only girls to ever win the Halloween tournament.

Anyway, I'm veryjet-lagged,

it would be hard to convict

And installed a load-bearing beam to support it accidentally.

- Not her beautiful face! - Come on, Jess!

Let me get your attention.

Did you do whippets again? You sound really weird.

It's my vibrator, it randomly turns on and off.

Are you sure, 'cause you landed right on your neck.

I think he looks like he's on something.

Maybe if you hadn't been lethally horny, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Did you bring a bathing suit?

- I'm definitely gay. - Okay, my turn!

When you got bread and Vegemite, you got yourself a meal.

The key is, right foot only for, like, a while.

- It's a burner phone. - Good.

It's the chair's fault.

L killed a guy!

I mean, buddy, I love you, you're one of my best friends,

What? Vegemite?

But if she was going to cheat, this is when she would do it.

I'm good. I'm really good.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

There's nothing we could do to bring you back, but...

Thank you for pressing two.

You're an ungrateful person.

Well, it's a little different for us, sorry to interrupt,

I did. I put rocks in his pockets. I guess his pants fell off.

penis hats, penis pasta.

- I could sell you meth, yeah. - Really?

No, no, no, don't call the police. We're all high.

- Sir, you been drinking? - Absolutely not.

- Is there any more pizza left? - I don't think so.

You expect me to believe that you killed Jay by accident?

Men need to wear belts.

You didn't tell me.

- That's okay. - Just don't touch the body or the scene,

My God, you guys are meeting for the first time, this is so exciting.

You should've seen us at the beginning. We were like Squabble City.

But I have, like, four things I have to do before.

Can somebody turn the lights on?

I'm feeling... I'm feeling weak.

Hello, hello, hello.

These are my new friends.

We killed a man

and stick them up our bums.

- Awesome. - Yeah. Okay, great.

You know, from the cameras.

- Okay. - Here, boy!

- It's nice of you to say. - Yeah.

Are we on the same page, Blair?

I remember that.