Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you got bread and Vegemite, you got yourself a meal.

- You've been at the office, like, nonstop. - I know.

Anyway, I'm veryjet-lagged,

No, no, no, don't call the police. We're all high.

But if she was going to cheat, this is when she would do it.

It's my vibrator, it randomly turns on and off.

Did you bring a bathing suit?

Thank you for pressing two.

- You told everybody. - You started a group text.

It's Pip! She's here!

Say "friendtipede."

How can I be of service to you?

If we win this, we will be the only girls to ever win the Halloween tournament.

All my best friends do.

- Police! - Shit.

This can still be the best weekend of our fucking lives!

- You need a tampon? - Maybe.

Jay's dead, and you expect me to believe that you guys don't know anything?

And installed a load-bearing beam to support it accidentally.

Next time we see each other, we can make new memories

- It's a burner phone. - Good.

When I went home that summer

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Give her the drinks. Go on. Girls, get up there.

- Self-wax? - Yeah.

I'm so stressed out.

- What's this? - Leave.

We can't get rid of his body in broad daylight, you guys.

it would be hard to convict

- Yeah. - She was so intuitive.

and stick them up our bums.

- We're so lucky! - Get in here! Come here.

I remember that.

Oh, my God, I love that.

- It's nice of you to say. - Yeah.

I think he looks like he's on something.

You're an ungrateful person.

- Hello? - Miami PD.

L killed a guy!

Can somebody turn the lights on?

Are you all right?

Why do you want the middle?

These are my new friends.

She has a scary amount of time on her hands.

We should turn ourselves in. We're guilty.

In my dream, I remembered that there was this guy in Australia

We're gonna be interrogated?

- Is there any more pizza left? - I don't think so.

You know, from the cameras.

I have the perfect place.

There's nothing we could do to bring you back, but...

Men need to wear belts.

- Awesome. - Yeah. Okay, great.

This is a pizza shop, yeah?

- Oh, my God. - Playtime's over.

- I could sell you meth, yeah. - Really?

I'm good. I'm really good.

Are you sure, 'cause you landed right on your neck.

- W hat? - Alice.

- Sir, you been drinking? - Absolutely not.

- I know. I feel the same way. - Yes!

but she is incredible!

Well, it's a little different for us, sorry to interrupt,

- Please? - No. What is with this place?

You're right. Let's play it by ear.

Look, we need a burner phone, okay?

Watch the couch.

Just be right back with that.

My God, you guys are meeting for the first time, this is so exciting.

Are we on the same page, Blair?

Sir, I could wire you $50,000 right now if you just let us go, okay?

You're right, I got to go to Miami, and I got to win her back.

It's the chair's fault.

What? Vegemite?

You should've seen us at the beginning. We were like Squabble City.

I'm feeling... I'm feeling weak.

I knew I shouldn't date out of my league, I knew it.

- Go! Go, go. - Charlie? Here, boy!

a fantasy of mine to get caught on a security camera, so...

- Oh, my God, Jess. - What?

- No. Thank you. - Okay.

You didn't tell me.

I did. I put rocks in his pockets. I guess his pants fell off.

I don't have a shot! Your leg is in the way!

Can I do your... Do you mind if I do your thing?

40 bucks. Not a cop. Come on.

The key is, right foot only for, like, a while.

Let me get your attention.

Did you do whippets again? You sound really weird.

- Whose dog is that? - Go away! Go away!

- Okay. - Here, boy!

Hello, hello, hello.

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I mean, buddy, I love you, you're one of my best friends,

- Not her beautiful face! - Come on, Jess!

- Alice. - Oh, my God.

it's gonna look suspicious.

- Oh, my God! - It is all happening!

Maybe if you hadn't been lethally horny, we wouldn't be in this mess.

- Okay. - I forgot to call him when I got home.

about not spending time with you. How can I win?

penis hats, penis pasta.

- Yeah, we got it. - There's two steps.

so it's, like, so confusing.

We killed a man

I'm so excited to see you. It's been so long.

- Let's do that. - You sure you're okay?

I don't use Tom's deodorant...

These assailants are armed and they're dangerous.

- I'm definitely gay. - Okay, my turn!

- It's great. - Well, 60% of the focus group

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You expect me to believe that you killed Jay by accident?

But I have, like, four things I have to do before.

- That's okay. - Just don't touch the body or the scene,

I can get it hard. Let's go, feet.

No, Lilo! Just Because you're scared of that white men can't jump--

- Okay, that is a second vibrator. - Yeah, I have a few.

We are supposed to pick up the keys from the neighbors.

Wait, what does that mean?