Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, your luck's about to change.
Night owl
... that one of the arrested was formerly an employee of the CIA.
-Yes, there is. Deep Throat is-- -Don't say it! He's trying to trick us!
What's going on in here?
Oh, I mean, poo-poo.
Unless you go on the record or have documentation....
Sing something.
He's your dad's boss.
I know. Would you look at all that shit?
-The White House denied involvement. -He's so familiar.
I can't.
We've been robbed.
What are you staring at?
You're horny!
That's the tape.
You've never seen a single picture or anything?
What's that smell?
...let me say once again...
About Dick.
Show me which one.
...l have felt it was my duty to persevere...
...it wasn't a war that this administration started.
Just say it, because I already know!
Go ahead. What do you have?
...and make up lies about our President?
...you'll tell him.
Carl Bernstein. Tell me your story.
I don't think about him that much.
Come here.
Tricky Dick's going down.
It's the tape.
-You're starting another war! -I don't have time to talk to her.
You think the President meant it when he said we could walk Checkers?
You all right?
Deep Throat! Come here, Deep Throat boy!
...l've met someone.
You were saying, Arlene?
Your mom never said it was a garbage truck.
...have asked us who Deep Throat is, so....
Because you see--
Wait!
It's on the label of every can, lamebrain.
Number one: I love you.
-It's you two. -Mr. President.
It is imperative that we put a freeze...
We have an urgent communiquÈ from Anderson Air Force Base.
Checkers pooped.
I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
...when you put your hand on my shoulder...
Every lie is another brick...
... over the next two years.
I just saw you on the street and thought you were cute.
...for a cold lunch...
The Joint Chiefs of Staff. Let's go!
...because her dreams of being an only child are dashed.
The document you mentioned on the phone, it was written to Haldeman?
But I do know one thing: Dick's ass is grass.
Do you know anything about it?
You're ruining my life!
How will we get into the White House?
Mr. Haldeman, it's your wife.
I don't understand it at all.
Got hit by a garbage truck at the age of 24.
...and it's against the law.
"Anyway..."
Thank you. Thanks.
...if these aren't the yummiest cookies I've ever had.
WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IT?
Honey...
We bake him cookies called Hello Dollies...
-Looks cool! -Thanks!
Not that I'm comparing myself to de Gaulle.
...in the pathway to hell.
It's to Haldeman. It has a list of names, amounts of money and dates.
How did you know my name?
You know, you guys are getting pretty old now.
...are Secret Youth Advisers for President Nixon.