Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need a status report. Give me a 20 for gemstone. Over.
Prank phone calls?
We should bake him cookies.
...but not on Haldeman. My God!
I don't know what else for, so here's Arlene.
Well, you liked Dick.
Lang.
G. Gordon Liddy isn't going to let down the President of the United States.
Hi, girls.
Well....
...a particularly incriminating tape I brought home.
The President of the United States is bugging our houses...
Wait, let me see.
Miss Spinnler?
Hello Dollies!
-Hi, Dad. -Hi, Georgie.
Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
Watergate, my ass!
They're like this big couch made out of skin.
Oh, my stars!
What?
He doesn't even look Chinese. He looks like the mailman.
Are you sure, man? Are we sure it's over?
This is fun.
... that I have never, ever obstructedjustice.
That's for me to know and you to find out.
I'm so busy that I sometimes forget about the rest of God's creatures.
Honey, did you leave the door open?
-Dean's leaving. -Jesus!
Like what?
Shit!
... denied any participation in the Watergate burglary.
I don't know. Do you think it's Dick?
We have a piece of paper.
He's way more distinguished now.
Just pay off all your guys on that CREEP list.
I honestly love you
No offense, but it's obvious you're being lied to.
Right.
Fine.
WHO Birthday is it?
I remember when...
We have a mission.
I love your ears. Look at the ears!
Who are these little girls?
Go on, Arlene.
Get down off of me, Checkers.
...in the cafeteria.
If I didn't know better, I'd say someone was looking for something.
The dog ate it.
Therefore...
I hate Dick!
...come up in front of the class...
They were there the night of the break-in.
So you don't remember?
They talked about hiding...
-Don't answer. -We'll say names.
If he says the war is over, I think you can believe him.
Well, I have...
Okay, you just have to go first.
Thank you, Betsy.
If we could get that tape....
One of the mysteries of the 20th century...
Hurlichman.
Sir, I have met yams with more going on upstairs
4 years in fucking Algéria
Let's make Hello Dollies. It's my mom's special recipe.
These are the guys that are writing all that stuff about Watergate.
I don't think the President of the U.S....
You can't have that conversation on the phone!
We look so fantastic.
Mr. President, if I may.
Creep list? I guess all the people on that list much be creeps.
Aren't you students excited...