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-Take care. -Okay. You take care too.
I should give that a listen.
I've never felt this way about anybody...
...ten.
Nice painting of a boat.
In fact, they're frozen again.
We gotta hurry!
I want to make sure it recorded.
I'm familiar with these young ladies.
When you rest your hand on my stomach.... I want to suck yor penis.
I have something to say.
... of Presidential Counsel John Dean....
tonight i'll be eating 87 double bacon deluxe salad hamburgers a burger wrap and a spiced up grill from sumo salad in whitfords. tonight i'll be eating 78 flake mcflurrys 87 cheeseburgers and a thick egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds in whitfords.
I need to see your thick penis go up on your belly And feel it at the top of my stomach
In a series of events that rocked the nation...
I think they're having sex now.
...when you think of your President...
Let's ask the President to stop the war.
This is our White House souvenir.
I'm tripping heavily already.
I have deadlines. This is The Washington Post.
I'm sorry, Bob.
Why cant you see that I honestly love you
Why were they shredding all that paper?
Mr. President?
Yeah, Deep Throat. Well, tell me about Deep Throat.
What?
You actually have this document in your possession?
Something's in my ass.
-This is cartoon Dick. -It's cute. I like that one.
...amid the Watergate scandal.
Dick just disgusts me now.
One more question, Mr. Liddy.
You know, today...
...the most powerful country in the world...
...but what the heck.
I'll take care of it.
Let me get this straight. You're saying the President of the United States--
Nice to see you.
...and you find out your fiancÈ's dad is your dad too...
Really?
Look.
Take me with a doggie.... .......so I feel your hard stomach on my buttocks.
You little lying sacks of shit are the matter!
Your brother's not that bad. Not that I like him.
I think he's a vampire.
I need to go to the bathroom. Will you excuse me?
It's fun being a Secret Youth Adviser.
Oh, thank you!
I love you
Ladies, this way.
And Carl Bernstein, Washington Post.
It's not right.
Arlene?
Look how cute you are. Come here.
Well, I guess you're not, Bob.
Okay, I wouldn't go that far.
I could see it in your eyes
Look, I found these old magazine clippings...
Wait, wait, wait.
You're trying to horn in on my source.
Girls! Arlene, Betsy!
...l shall resign the Presidency...
We can go shopping after we meet them.
And you're prejudiced, and you have a potty-mouth!
Call me Dick.
The President trusts us with national issues."
Four more years! Four more years!
Hand Job.
No. That's Brad.
...at The Washington Post!
-And Betsy's brother just got drafted. -He's maintaining.
And I really dug the way you used fantasy...
...whatever she's on, I didn't give it to her.
It sounded like him.
But the old drugs aren't working.
...and I have some very important information concerning Watergate...
Code yellow, central corridor.
...and we can't find books on it, and the President is having us followed.