Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's called incest, Arlene...
And he did ask us to be the official White House dog walkers.
Jesus, Gordon, they're just little girls.
Look, there's somebody there.
We finally have goods on Dick.
-It's too much pressure. -Just leave us alone!
You're a bad man!
I keep them mixed up with the walnuts.
You know, girls...
On the record?
It's Magruder, Barker, Brown....
Oh, my God! Are you all right?
But he doesn't even have a tuxedo.
Oh, shit!
Who is he talking to on this tape?
I need you to concentrate.
...to take home over the weekend?
We will return to school...
...you don't think...
Good.
Well, I mean...
You should be thanking me.
Go, go, go!
-You're supposed to check phone records. -It gave me a headache.
We're coming!
I must've pushed fast-forward.
How're you doing, young ladies?
There's a man from The Washington Post on the phone for you.
Hi, Rose.
I love you
Maybe that's why he's so paranoid.
I've never felt this way about anyone...
His beautiful, darling daughter.
-Dear Bobby: -Hold on, hold on.
Golly gee, fellas
"A."
WHO's Birthday is it?
That's funny...
Hold it!
I don't know, but it doesn't look constitutional to me.
Because I live in the Watergate...
Not jewelry or the TV or Larry's pot or anything.
But we've decided never to reveal your identity.
... who Deep Throat is...
He's maintaining?
They're the liars here, you know!
This way, we can get back in without having to go to the lobby.
Where's he going?
Secret, eh?
He was probably married...
Hunt's link to Colson is a problem.
Look.
No way, JosÈ!
I'm just trying to imagine here, what exactly...
I swear to God...!
But we really did meet the President. I swear to God.
What?
Let me tell you something!
The White House
What do you think, Leonid?
-What was he doing at the White House? -I don't know.
Your hard, thick penis lying on your stomach is making me wet... ..I want to suck it then feel in in my belly.
Why don't you like him?
They don't get that it's a joke!
And that this is the real thing.
Have a great day. Congratulations!
I really hope that this works.
So you're the President's lawyer?
Anybody want some more Jell-O?
In 1974, President Richard Nixon resigned in disgrace...
The President will see you now.
Stupid kids.
Well, hello, Dolly
You said these were just walnut leaves.
Okay, I don't need to hear any more of that, really.
-It looks so real. -Thank you.
I can meet you there tomorrow at 9 p.m.
And the White House knows about it.
But it's coming from my heart
...and for letting us walk Checkers...
You’re the only Dick I want #143
There must be something you desire.
...l'd be just as bad as he was.
Which means you mustn't say a thing...