Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What did you say?
The Committee to Re-elect the President.
...and he doesn't have time to see any old person.
... that if I stayed...
Down, down!
Last night, five men were arrested in the Democratic Committee office...
...current events...
...you need to confess to your best and only friend?
They'll never lie to us again.
Wait!
Really?
...I'm not a crook.
You're so hard rock now.
Get down off of me, you piece of shit!
...but we don't think you do.
So what's your point?
You gotta try one of these cookies.
Seven...
Come on in.
What branch is he in?
Well, at least he wasn't a liar.
If you have a problem with Vietnam, talk to Johnson.
We wanted to thank you for letting us be your Secret Youth Advisers...
We have a very important report on turquoise jewelry due in two days...
What else did he say on this tape?
I'm feeling lightheaded.
Please step back. If you don't comply, you'll be removed.
...unfriendly thoughts, do you?
Listen, people are counting on you!
...just like Club Med.
Why does the President need a lawyer?
Well, I guess...
I have to go now. Goodbye.
And if you stay, you're just as bad as he is.
We could've gotten grounded for sneaking out.
Yeah, it's sitting right here.
Sorry.
It is.
As far as you're concerned, I have no identity at all.
Hi, Mr. President!
How old are you?
Maybe I ought to fire you!
Come back here, you little bitches!
Well, " he" Iinks the President...
We'll count to 1 0. If you don't hang up, that's a confirmation.
Nothing.
Creep List I guess all the people on that list must be creeps
We're really sorry.
"--in addition to being the official White House dog walkers.
Would you mind going upstairs for just a minute?
Who was he?
We've been too permissive with you, young man.
And in all my years of public life, I can say...
... or your family?
You smell like cabbage.
And fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers...
It was a jewel heist.
They hung up.
Erlichman?
From the Homecoming dance.
Excuse me a moment, Leonid.
I might be willing to take the risk on these other names...
Of course it will.
Okay, will do.
Executive.
It's the President.
A lady's shoe salesman at Garfinkle's or some such place.
That just makes it funnier.
Wait a minute, I know you.
Isn't there somebody waiting out there for me?
The gemstone is glistening.
I realized one day...
Betsy, look.
Now that you mention it, people are talking about Watergate...
Really?
Arlene, I need to have time to review my letters.
Here. I'll be back after lunch.
You're not on the appointment list. Please step back.
Okay, I'm ready.
But the main reason that I think you should pick me, Arlene Lorenzo...
You act like you like him...
Died?
I'm having so much fun already.
I will, sir.
What's going on?
How old are you?
War is not healthy for children and other living things.