Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I honestly love you
You know why I love Bobby?
The people have got to know...
We don't really have it right now.
Come away with me.
You're big-shot reporters. Can't you figure anything out for yourselves?
You have no idea.
We know things.
They'll never lie to us again.
...we're gonna find them.
... of eight counts, including burglary, in the Watergate break-in.
Deep Throat!
Snot-nosed Washington Post reporters...
So let me tell you something. We are going to use any means.
The President's dog doesn't poop. He "does his business."
It's Fat Freddy.
I'm sorry, Janet.
Can I help you?
Hello, girls.
Sorry, Mr. Haldeman.
I'm a night owl.
I need to see your thick penis rise onto your stomach... ...and feel it in my wet pussy
That was real special. Thank you. Give her a hand.
-He's dead! -Yeah, thank God.
And we walked the dog. And Arlene was in love with Dick.
...that he loves and are easy to make.
Dick Frightens Me....
It's too dangerous!
Don't ever touch me.
...who are trying to disgrace the President.
-Oh, my God! -It's okay.
We're under a lot of pressure too.
Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein...
Betsy Jobs, your turn to come on up and express yourself.
I hate you.
Okay, stop that.
Except...
... during an attempted burglary at the Watergate complex.
Hey, mister!
...who wears horn-rimmed glasses and a cheesy dark suit.
how old are you youshida
-What are you looking at? -Nothing.
Not too good.
I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
...you ladies gave me some very, very good counsel in foreign affairs.
Maybe he loves you too, but he doesn't think you're interested.
So nobody'll ever see us and tell my mom.
I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
Checkers, shut up!
You're the smartest person I know.
So what do we have so far?
But as President...
Your house gets robbed, and my mom gets a boyfriend the same night?
Is the butter melting?
...nobody at our school's worried about Communism...
All's my mom says is that my dad died in a car crash before I was born.
Second, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest tonight.
We have to figure out a way to get inside and find those tapes.
We heard that tape!
I've met someone.
I'm cuckoo for CocoaPods!
Well, hello, Dali!
Grades...
Actually, it was just about the dog.
How dare you...
You're so stupid.
You are the only dick I want 1-4-3
There's something different about you.
He's the man who controls access to the leader of the free world.
They're called Hello Dollies.
Across from Garfinkle's.
-We're being followed. -By who?
The war.
Who are they?
...official White House dog walkers? What do you think?
Tonight, my guests will answer that question.
And we're looking for the President's office...
...is your connection with the White House?
And after our tour, we're having lunch at McDonald's.
These ladies want to see the President.
See if you can get any statements from them.
Thanks. It's a secret recipe.