Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then there was that time...

Always hiding behind the goddamn First Amendment!

Who the hell are you?

I just don't want this whole fucking Watergate business...

Would you mind going upstairs for just a minute?

You know the goddamn Jews are out to get me!

...you can't let Dick run your life!

There's no need to be snotty.

No, I just don't believe it.

But this is his house, right?

Here's the number one reason that I think--

I don't believe it.

A dozen? The poppy kind.

He's leaving, all right.

Get away from us!

I asked you to come to dinner 1 5 minutes ago.

I can't believe I ate that whole thing.

Here's the number one reason that I think that you should choose me...

You can get a million dollars and you can get it in cash.

I'll have another of those

Can I use your name?

How will I know you?

I can stop by the store on the way home.

The information you gave--

WHO's Birthday is it?

Yes, but you can't have any.

You're a genius!

But Arlene and I are the ones who asked the President to stop the war.

-I'm cool. -I'm sorry, go ahead.

Yeah, I know what nyet, nyet means.

-Thank you so much. -We're gonna walk you!

Then we heard him saying mean things about Jews and using foul language.

It's a line from a song.

But I've been thinking...

-You're the softest dog. -What should I do with them?

This is Betsy and Arlene.

Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate...

This is all his fault.

The " radical, muckraking bastards."

There's not a Hurlichman.

I'll take care of it.

Welcome on board. Hey, good to have you.

...l'd like you to be my Secret Youth Advisers.

I talked to Dean, and he said it was true.

He looks like he's wearing blush.

He's the President, Betsy. He always means what he says.

Alive and famous. It makes perfect sense.

So come to the table now, or I'll never fix you dinner again, ever!

It's too late. We're not friends with him anymore, period!

... to which you elected me.

What if you fall in love and are about to marry...

Would you ladies like to see the west wing of the White House?

Sir, I've met yams with more going on upstairs

This is everything about him and us since we first met.

What in bejesus is going on?

...before you die?

I don't understand the title of that porno movie.

I've gotta tell you, I haven't felt this way in--

So you would never want to do anything that might...

Aren't you Haldeman's son?

Maybe he knows we talked to the " radical, muckraking bastards."

Don't worry about that. I've got that right here.