Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As a matter of fact...
Well, don't worry your pretty little heads. Okay?
Yeah, go ahead. Have a ball.
How come you get to meet Deep Throat? I'm the one who saw that movie.
Look!
I'm cockoo for Cocoapods!
...overdue library books.
...and Liddy's taking care of it now.
Arlene, watch out!
What was I thinking?
Young people running wild in the middle of the night.
Oh, Jesus!
A documentation. Like a piece of paper.
...not even about Bobby Sherman, who I adore...
Excuse me, Mr. Haldeman.
...and they say you lied.
21 70.
Jewel thieves!
How come there's little green leaves in the walnuts?
I know that you have a lot of things on your mind...
It's your wife. She says it's rather urgent.
The dog ate it.
You are so brilliant, Arlene.
...groovy.
I'll tell you the problem. The dog doesn't like me.
Swear to God?
-Hello, Arlene. -I'm not waking you, am l?
You know who else I think is sexy is Robert Plant, from Led Zeppelin.
I don't know.
Anybody home?
-Excellent. -Good, good.
I'll take the one doing cartwheels.
This is it. This is Haldeman's house.
Well, let's ask someone.
If you care for him at all...
Hi, puppy. Nice puppy!
Sources are sources. Just because--
C-R-E-E-P.
I realize you're married and that we can never really be together...
-Go! -Just go with it!
It's unethical to take possession of the tape if it's stolen, but--
Are you making those cookies?
...when the woman puts the man's penis in her mouth.
I'll buzz you up so that my mom doesn't hear.
...it's the President. He's on national TV.
Step right here, actually.
Don't forget the walnuts, man.
...because that's who we walk the dog for.
...from nuclear catastrophe.
It won't protect them from me!
You know what I think?
You're supposed to love me, Checkers.
McCord.
It's the new one, sir.
...so I can win, or I swear I'll die.
I know there is.
Now everybody thinks that I'm a schmuck!
No, no, absolutely nothing. I don't know a thing.
I never realized how much they all look alike.
My dad's an arms manufacturer.
I had you checked out.
...and your mom had to keep it a secret to protect his reputation.
I want to have a little private chat with you.
He reminds me of my brother.
Nicky lorenz
What are your names?
...and this is the real thing.
Henry, Jesus, let's not start that.
Here's me as his wife.
You're still going strong
What do you mean?
My sweet prince.
So cute.
My jewelry case wasn't touched, but they ripped apart the sofa cushions.
You stinking little idiots, get out of here!
...paid off the Water--
What?
We haven't been separated since then.
There you go, Leonid. Hello, Dolly.
Have you paid them off yet?
Yes, please. Here.
We're here to play with Checkers. The President knows about it.
It's starting.
Enough already. I am sick of Watergate.
...we have missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's...
What?
Goddamn it!
Girls...
We have to mail this letter. Go...