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I understand more than I wish I did, actually.
Thank you.
You know, I tried to tell her that it wasn't a sin.
Theo?
Wait, do you wanna be... Do you wanna be the one that carries?
in a few hours when you're home.
Oh, okay. So, you and your penis
Um... I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
Because, you know, in the actual Bible,
I thought you aren't sleeping with her.
Yeah? Looking forward.
I love him and I don't want to hurt him.
I'm sure someone from my office will be reaching out.
You know the buccal method?
he's got alcoholism.
So, you said you had feelings... about this.
Yeah.
Do you need anything?
but I would never drink on the job.
So, I'm... I'm gonna stop,
I'm not hurt, and there's no fire.
No, he made a litany of bad calls,
And this scumbag is accusing me of...
You're showtuning?
What are you, EMTs? Firefighters?
so if you want...
And it'll be okay.
you know, you can't live without him,
Shouldn't I get to win this one?
So, Crisis One part was a win.
Also, page me if you feel sick at all.
Okay, look, I don't need help, alright?
- Bye. - Bye.
Can you, uh... Can you play some music or something?
running and jumping.
No, no, I mean, what are you doing in there?
Right?
Hey, uh, when did you lose your virginity?
Offer the man a hand,
Come on.
- with a boyfriend. - Shut up.
I mean, no, of course not.
and shed its lining and any contents.
I was, but I'm not now.
Nice to have you on shift.
You?
if a firefighter was suspected of drinking on the job?
Doesn't matter, apparently.
You sound like Diane.
- one last time. - Okay.
She's sleeping.
Uh, happy music.
I'm thinking, like, earthy red, right?
to do anything about it, because...