YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Everything's gonna be all right."
- like this old softy. - Oh, no, come on.
No, I'm just getting more comfortable.
I found they helped me sleep.
(whispers): It's $395.
I can't believe this is mine.
- Bye-bye, Grandpa. - Boof.
Don't you think you could give him another chance?
Split open.
Because your breasts were pushed up against me,
that I'm not into you that way.
Well, then, here, would...
He was, like, dream dad.
You know, underwater drones that do metocean data collection,
That's beautiful.
I-I need to get going back to work now.
There was a little girl.
I want one.
I wasn't even thinking about him that much anymore.
...a lot.
Oh, man.
Oh, and fucking somebody 40 years younger is?
Except for sex.
Are you serious?
And you want me to...
That never stops them.
for brunch, or... will you be working?
♪ After all this time, not much to say ♪
Even under the circumstances.
- Here. - Thanks.
'Cause I-I thought you might...
accomplished, kind,
Then why did you iron your blouse?
I've been doing but nothing but telling you!
It's... more of the same.
And also, the pilot light is out,
- Can you believe it? - I really can't.
Why don't you just watch the road and do your job silently?
Only if you want to.
I'm baking cookies for the snack room. Pass it on.
(chuckling): Okay, Maddy.
And ever since, I've been fucked up.
About Support / FAQ Legal