Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when you played the Duke of Yorkville
Oh, girl, I should shit on you.
with your stinkin' ass?!
The last maiden that accused me of lying,
Thank you, thank you.
(cheers & applause)
23-year-old Martin Johnson had but one thing on his mind:
Long foot...
(man) 30% more.
(thinking) Me no trust-em white man.
And a milkshake!
Get out of here, he's too far gone.
that knows how to get his.
it's time for "Ask A Black Dude".
If you don't know Paul Mooney,
Nigger, I am gonna get cancelled for sure.
a large fry...
you took what many considered the role of a lifetime
Hey, man.
than the leading brand.
(applause)
(announcer) Dave Chappelle!
As the pass went up, Johnson sprung into action.
Ahh, get your damned hands off of me!
Can black guys jump high?
Everybody wanna be a nigger,