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(applause)
Please, welcome, David Chappelle.
Thank you, William.
is the most copied man on this planet, bar none.
And I would like a man.
Holler!
And then I stayed home the other day,
and come lay down with me.
Aah!
(applause)
19?!
These guys are really the new entrepreneurs, man.
Sayeth what?
but nobody wanna be a nigger, how about that question?
I'll tell 'em, "Uncle Sam sent me."
Well, baby, that's why I got the new toilet freshener.
(Chappelle) I'm rich, biatch!
Hey, hey, where do you get these stains from
Whoo-hoo.
I gotta ride with them terrorist sons of bitches.
than the leading brand.
I'm telling you!
Flush the toilet with your pancake ass, bitch!
But they say perseverance is the hallmark of a champion,