Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jackie, thank you, you acted yourself darling.
Pizza's on me.
That way, if I forgot to buy you something,
So I'm off the hook, right?
Hey.
You pour a mean Scotch, lady.
So, when I asked you out, why did you pretend to have another date?
Not hardly.
A friend that is fatter then you?
it's really nice of you to ask but
Oh, the first five Ks are silent.
See how it feels, dumb-ass?
and he gave me that stupid macaroni-frame.
I'm a father and I'm standing right here!
We don't have a couple for today's show.
cause when I said I had plans earlier, actually I have a date.
We sure are.
Captain Record of the U.S.S. Phonograph.
I'm not wearing a bra!
Oh. You're back.
I think you are asking a little too much from a jacket, but ...
It's a reminder to cut back on fatty fried foods.
these woolen mittens'd be perfect for Sam.
November 13th.