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I got 7 of my own.
When are you going to meet This mitch fellow?
Some loser who had the nerve To answer my ad.
Camped out on my doorstep?
Fails to see winter coming.
We were gonna have The plane go down In the south pacific.
That's what i need--
Gorgeous green eyes, Flaming red hair,
And it's not The best picture of me.
Doctor, ski instructor.
Geeks and those studying To enter the geekhood.
I'm through with Bozos like that.
Mime?
Oh, just a minute.
I know. I know what Will win them over.
Then what did you do it for?
Well, he's doing the paris To bombay flight now.
Nah, nah, too much.
Norm, you can make light Of it all you want,
I mean, after all, You had yours with me.
Yeah, but next to mitch, He looks like a weasel.
If this man is telling The truth about himself.
I put this ad in the personals Of boston scene,
Lying.
But that doesn't make What you're doing right.
Woody, get me Some paper there.
Ah, so you're busy.
But if this guy is only Half as good as he sounds,
Yeah, there's nothing wrong With playing the field.
I'll admit, she's Much less repulsive.
What they did was imbecilic, Moronic, and ill-conceived.
Maybe you better Take this.
I just can't wait to meet This guy face to face.
On the rocks Of tortelli point.
Just tell me one thing--
Ow!
[Whistles]
We figured we had To do something,
Nothing's going to top The depression
Who am i kidding?
Someone or thing had the nerve To answer my ad.
Has failed.
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