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Come on, you remember The coasters, don't you?
Hey.
"Divorced female,
Warm, witty, and italian In every way except fat."
You bet he does.
Same time tomorrow?
We had that covered. We weren't gonna Let you get hurt.
Completing it with the midget Imitating judy garland.
Yeah, good.
He's gonna buzz the sphinx For me in his 747.
Could you pretend that Your name is mitch
Fetch.
The more confident she is, The more attractive she'll feel.
Ladies and gentlemen, Diane the mimette.
I have to wait till They switch him back To the domestic route.
Stress?
He's not the worst thing I've ever seen.
No, that's the point. If the guy's too fabulous,
And they wanted to help.
Oh, no, you're kidding me.
"Brown eyes, no visible scars, Tattoos or birthmarks,
Nice touch. Nice touch.
I am in no mood To be cheered up.
Listen, maybe you should Reconsider this.
Oh, hi.
To entertain Your customers? No.
Or dixie cups?
[All snicker]
What's going on?
What do you want?
And ta-tas till tuesday.
I'm at the university Of mitch now.
All right, she's starting off Here with your basic
[Squeals] come to mama.
Just for tonight,
Hey... Yeah. What?
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