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Oh, hell, light the snake.
There you go. Let the first graders swim by and head towards us.
You have to get in the deep end sooner or later.
I never made one this big.
I can hardly wait.
Yea, let the spirit of Heavenly Father be blessed upon you.
My Reaction That "Hotel Transylvania: Transformania" Is Coming Out On October 1st, 2021
It's a what?! A giant snake?! Killing everybody?! Growing bigger?!
Get the principal. And we need somebody to dress like Uncle Remus.
Residents have tried everything from fire hoses to yelling...
- Somebody stop it! - It's out of control!
Let's see, a normal-size snake lasts three minutes...
...and not ever light any giant snakes in the near future.
...people from all over Colorado are flocking to South Park.
Holy smokes! What the hell is that?
- When does that thing die out? - Die out?
What Did He Say Dude I Think He Told Us To Go F**k Ourselves
He liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of dressing.
...await the lighting of the largest snake in history.
- It's hot out here. - What do you guys want to do?
...until Mr. Hat is back on my desk!
Now, what have you done with Mr. Hat?
- Where's Cartman? - Swimming lessons.
I think you mean Uncle Sam.
I did it! I did it! I made it to the deep end!
Teletubbies Thomas The Tank Engine
Children, you know I rarely say this, but fudge you.
Open your trunk, please, sir.
- Anyone other than you in this vehicle? - No.
A summer without fireworks is like- I don't know, but it sucks ass.
How does that look?
Your parents are dead? Goddamn, you suck, Pip.